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She was a bacon hound!0
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She was always pointing at something.0
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I was trying to point out hazards, she was oblivious and always in the hospital. The last time she got hit by a bus! I couldn't do it anymore.0
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She drove the bus that ran me over0
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She had severe OCD. Never wanted to leave the house because she was too afraid of danger.0
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She was all rapped up in some web site - mfp - she paid more attention to it than to me.0
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She didnt understand MFP WAS LIFE0
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I caught her cheating on my with 10 people from MFP, and they weren't the same ones I was cheating on her with...oh whoops!0
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she got upset when i made her waffles and bacon, she said i was a feeder0
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He didnt understand GYM WAS LIFE and made me waffles0
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She didn't like my waffles apparently. Her loss. It's all about thesyrup0
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He had cranberry syrup0
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She didn't want to get creative with the syrup. Magoo0
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He wanted to put syrup on me while having sex0
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she liked to wax by using melted crayons and duct tape..so weird!0
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He knew all the waxing techniques. Weird fetishes0
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He heated up a pen and wanted to tattoo me0
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She hated my Tattoos and tried to erase them when I was sleeping!0
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She had tattoo's of her former lovers, covered her body!0
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Prude0
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