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  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    He never spoke more than one word at a time & I could never have a decent conversation with him!
  • urloved33
    urloved33 Posts: 3,325 Member
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    There were lipstick stains all over her collars..but she was in denial about her affairs/
  • chimptron
    chimptron Posts: 1,448 Member
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    We broke up because I couldn't convince her that ALL curves on a woman's body are the most beautiful, not just the smile.
  • Generic_Excuse
    Generic_Excuse Posts: 607 Member
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    He was always trying to hard.
  • MikeCrazy
    MikeCrazy Posts: 2,716 Member
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    She was always licking me.
  • Huerita_Sarinana
    Huerita_Sarinana Posts: 1,048 Member
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    She didnt try enough
  • MikeCrazy
    MikeCrazy Posts: 2,716 Member
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    She ignored me.
  • aesthetikk
    aesthetikk Posts: 2,816 Member
    edited March 2015
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    i caught her measuring me down there while i was asleep...unbelievable!
  • Huerita_Sarinana
    Huerita_Sarinana Posts: 1,048 Member
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    He wasnt big enough figures
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    She started an Epidemic of Tongues Sticking out and it was spreading worldwide! I couldnt put red lipstick on my tongue!!! :stuck_out_tongue:
  • urloved33
    urloved33 Posts: 3,325 Member
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    he was paranoid about his size.
  • MikeCrazy
    MikeCrazy Posts: 2,716 Member
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    She wouldn't show her face, ever.
  • MrNundy
    MrNundy Posts: 242 Member
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    he stole the last beer.
  • Huerita_Sarinana
    Huerita_Sarinana Posts: 1,048 Member
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    He never had a shirt on and my friends checked him out
  • MikeCrazy
    MikeCrazy Posts: 2,716 Member
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    sarinanalisa wrote: »
    He never had a shirt on and my friends checked him out
    She didn't know what she was talking about; I almost always wear a shirt.
  • Huerita_Sarinana
    Huerita_Sarinana Posts: 1,048 Member
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    MikeCrazy wrote: »
    sarinanalisa wrote: »
    He never had a shirt on and my friends checked him out
    She didn't know what she was talking about; I almost always wear a shirt.

    He would always argue that in didnt know what i was talking about
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    He wears shirts that are skin toned with brown fuzz and two pink buttons in the weirdest place!
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,975 Member
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    Kept teasing me with those beautiful long legs but it got me nowhere else
  • MikeCrazy
    MikeCrazy Posts: 2,716 Member
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    She didn't like my pink buttons.
  • ActiveGuy81
    ActiveGuy81 Posts: 705 Member
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    He didn't own a shirt.

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