The best thing a man can say to a woman

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  • Sinistrous
    Sinistrous Posts: 5,589 Member
    Remember what we talked about yesterday? Yeah, that. You ready? I didn't forget, been waiting to do it to you. You ready for it??
    -swooooon-
  • palwithme
    palwithme Posts: 860 Member
    You're my best friend.
  • ThatDudeDonny
    ThatDudeDonny Posts: 268 Member
    "I understand now, I should have considered how you felt about it."
  • akiba254
    akiba254 Posts: 209 Member
    Here have some wine5qsjoiumkki8.jpg
  • ThatDudeDonny
    ThatDudeDonny Posts: 268 Member
    edited March 2015
    akiba254 wrote: »
    Here have some wine5qsjoiumkki8.jpg

    ^^This^^ everybody is a winner with this.
  • sschiano1987
    sschiano1987 Posts: 62 Member
    Probably "will you marry me?" " I love you " or anything just showing that they truly love and appreciate you for you, faults and all
  • Temeritas
    Temeritas Posts: 585 Member
    You need to shave... =)
  • ThatDudeDonny
    ThatDudeDonny Posts: 268 Member
    edited March 2015
    "Honey, I can handle the finances alone, feel free to quit your job whenever you want. I got this." (Truth... I did this, I just don't remember saying it out loud. :\ )
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  • strozman
    strozman Posts: 2,622 Member
    I sure do love listening to your whining about easily solvable problems and the way you get angry when logical solutions are suggested
  • guppy1697
    guppy1697 Posts: 148 Member
    You can watch Grey's Anatomy tonight, even though march madness games are on....
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    strozman wrote: »
    I sure do love listening to your whining about easily solvable problems and the way you get angry when logical solutions are suggested

    Lmao!!!
  • Sinistrous
    Sinistrous Posts: 5,589 Member
    Lay back and hold it for me, so I can get to work.
    o bby.
  • PixTheCupCakeDestroyer
    PixTheCupCakeDestroyer Posts: 442 Member
    I made bacon...
  • chimptron
    chimptron Posts: 1,448 Member
    Well, if we aren't being serious, how about this?

    Wow! Is that your sister???
  • PixTheCupCakeDestroyer
    PixTheCupCakeDestroyer Posts: 442 Member
    Can I touch your butt?
  • chimptron
    chimptron Posts: 1,448 Member
    Hey I just met you, And this is crazy. But here's my number, So call me maybe
  • PixTheCupCakeDestroyer
    PixTheCupCakeDestroyer Posts: 442 Member
    I'm totally cool with you dating girls....
  • ncboiler89
    ncboiler89 Posts: 2,408 Member
    Them's some nice child breedin' hips.
  • PixTheCupCakeDestroyer
    PixTheCupCakeDestroyer Posts: 442 Member
    Did you just fall from heaven?
  • chimptron
    chimptron Posts: 1,448 Member
    Well, I'm ready... You?
  • Lhen1989
    Lhen1989 Posts: 299 Member
    ThatDudeDonny wrote: »
    "Dinner was delicious babe" kissing the back of her neck and whispers "I've drawn you a bath, and poured you glass of wine, now go relax while I finish the dishes"

    This!
  • PixTheCupCakeDestroyer
    PixTheCupCakeDestroyer Posts: 442 Member
    I bought you a pony....
  • chimptron
    chimptron Posts: 1,448 Member
    neeeeeiiiigghhhh
  • Sinistrous
    Sinistrous Posts: 5,589 Member
    Lhen1989 wrote: »
    ThatDudeDonny wrote: »
    "Dinner was delicious babe" kissing the back of her neck and whispers "I've drawn you a bath, and poured you glass of wine, now go relax while I finish the dishes"

    This!

    1.) He calls me "babe" i keel him.
    2.) he calls me babe, I still keel him.
    3.) KEEL IF HE CALLS ME THAT.
    4.) "doing the dishes" here is just loading them in the dishwasher. Does not take very long. Idc if he does it or I do it.
    5.) ...no thanks on the wine! You keep it.
    6.) he better be coming to the bath or ima be mad.

    That's all :3


    (By "he", I meant my S.O.)
  • PixTheCupCakeDestroyer
    PixTheCupCakeDestroyer Posts: 442 Member
    I'll get the saddle and riding crop....
  • chimptron
    chimptron Posts: 1,448 Member
    I'll get the hose
  • ladymuaythai
    ladymuaythai Posts: 1,298 Member
    Mmm do u want me to rub down your body with hot oil
  • chimptron
    chimptron Posts: 1,448 Member
    ladymuaythai wrote: »
    Mmm do u want me to rub down your body with hot oil

    Were you talking to me or was this your thoughts and input on the thread?
  • ladymuaythai
    ladymuaythai Posts: 1,298 Member
    Lol it was my answer :p #putyourwoodyaway lmao
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