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  • 47Jacqueline
    47Jacqueline Posts: 6,993 Member
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    Farts a lot
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
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    Saves toenail clippings in an old Smuckers Concord Grape jelly jar; none are hers.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    Distributes Smuckers Grape Jell!y from his supplier Jacqueline
  • kangakev
    kangakev Posts: 2,430 Member
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    first woman to roller skate from New York to Los Angeles
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
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    he has a haunted house on a hill, where he lets guests stay to watch the spooky going ons from a cell in the basement
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    Was a man up until 6 months ago...hi fred.. :#
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
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    she only knew this because.... she was my wife up until 5 months ago :joy:
  • 4ever420
    4ever420 Posts: 4,088 Member
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    Is verbally abusive to the employees at Starbucks.
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
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    stalks me daily in starbucks to get me to buy her a drink :open_mouth:
  • ScorpioJack_91
    ScorpioJack_91 Posts: 5,241 Member
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    determined_ella wrote: »
    stalks me daily in starbucks to get me to buy her a drink :open_mouth:

    Goes around mooching off poor people.
  • wolfruhn
    wolfruhn Posts: 3,025 Member
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    Is my Personal Trainer
  • ScorpioJack_91
    ScorpioJack_91 Posts: 5,241 Member
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    wolfruhn wrote: »
    Is my Personal Trainer
    That..actually could happen in the future
  • Rampant328
    Rampant328 Posts: 134 Member
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    Andypandy1109 is suffering from the meat sweats right now.
  • tnbdare
    tnbdare Posts: 2 Member
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    Just *kitten* himself while getting married behind a bar being robbed by a flock of sea gulls.
  • mocadet95
    mocadet95 Posts: 75 Member
    edited March 2015
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    Buries dead bodies under houses and constructions sites that he helps build.
  • ScorpioJack_91
    ScorpioJack_91 Posts: 5,241 Member
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    mocadet95 wrote: »
    Buries dead bodies under houses and constructions sites that he helps build.

    Is actually the child of the Zodiac Killer
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
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    standenvernet wrote: »
    Saves toenail clippings in an old Smuckers Concord Grape jelly jar; none are hers.

    His real name is Stan Denvernet (pronounced Denvairnay, he's French.) He is a wealthy international man of mystery, and he goes around the globe granting champagne wishes and caviar dreams.

  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
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    She turns into a scary witch at night
  • curvygirl77
    curvygirl77 Posts: 769 Member
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    He doesn't like to workout
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
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    She's really 4'-2" and weighs 460

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