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Noelv1976

She once had sex with Big Bird's nose

rockstarginaa

Crushes cans on his head

4ever420

Secretly fantasises about big bird's nose

rockstarginaa

sticks gummy bears in her nose

kjm3579

She actually plays the part of big bird

Spnneil06

She eats the gummy bears 4ever420 sticks up her nose!

kjm3579

Wears gummy bear scent perfume

Spnneil06

tries to lick my neck when I walk by

Bill8855

Lives in a shoe

Spnneil06

Likes to smell my dirty shoes

Noelv1976

She has dirty feet

Spnneil06

He had a foot fetish

rockstarginaa

Has robot legs

tibo1783

played Barney back in the day

rockstarginaa

won't stop singing tiny dancer

Bill8855

rockstarginaa wrote: »

won't stop singing tiny dancer

I think you mean Tony Danza

Noelv1976

Use to beat up Barney in front of little kids just to teach them a lesson: dinosaurs are not suppose to love you back!

Spnneil06

Was running from the cops in his profile picture after stealing a golf cart and leading them on a slow speed chase.

Behindthesehazeleyes96

Edits movies for vivid video

rockstarginaa

buries people in sand when they pass out on the beach

Noelv1976

I still say she's pretty high in this pic

rockstarginaa

flies kites in his underwear

Behindthesehazeleyes96

Is the soup natzi from Seinfeld

Bill8855

Is a peeping Tom

Noelv1976

Pretend she's Michelle Rodriguez by beating up other chics who look at her man the wrong way

Raaneve

Stole me Lucky Charms!

rockstarginaa

sings in a heavy metal band

tibo1783

Punches anyone who says the word "junk"

Bill8855

Is really Gary Coleman

rockstarginaa

thinks he's the tooth fairy