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  • Bill8855
    Bill8855 Posts: 4,267 Member
    Secretly litters
  • ashley1215
    ashley1215 Posts: 2,199 Member
    @bill8855 would actually date me in the real world
  • Bill8855
    Bill8855 Posts: 4,267 Member
    ashley1215 wrote: »
    @bill8855 would actually date me in the real world

    Don't be crazy. I think you are awesome
  • MileHighFitness
    MileHighFitness Posts: 2,298 Member
    edited March 2015
    Isn't overly serious about things posted on mfp..
  • Carpedieznutz
    Carpedieznutz Posts: 1,166 Member
    Starred as the lead character in Cast Away
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Her real job is walking Old Men in the park for free chips and salsa.
  • siport
    siport Posts: 7,429 Member
    is really blonde
  • Behindthesehazeleyes96
    Behindthesehazeleyes96 Posts: 544 Member
    Mission impossible is loosely based on his life experiences
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Showed up on my doorstep like a lost kitten so I took her in
  • siport
    siport Posts: 7,429 Member
    lesliedebo wrote: »
    Mission impossible is loosely based on his life experiences

    yeah its completely based on it, might as well be a documentary lol
  • JessMoTX
    JessMoTX Posts: 74
    Has a cardboard cutout of Edward Cullen in his closet.
  • Behindthesehazeleyes96
    Behindthesehazeleyes96 Posts: 544 Member
    wears court ordered ankle bracelet
  • 4ever420
    4ever420 Posts: 4,088 Member
    Is a villain name "Black Widow"
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Hates winter so much she is moving to Mexico with me
  • siport
    siport Posts: 7,429 Member
    keeps sending me to mexico promising he will meet me there then just leaves me there
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    Is just now realizing that the "Mexico" that @kjm3579 refers to is actually a 'special' room in his basement stocked with habaneros, bottled water, canned chicken, an empty 5-gallon paint bucket and a roll of single-ply disappointment.
  • Carpedieznutz
    Carpedieznutz Posts: 1,166 Member
    Is Hugh Hefner's fraternal twin brother.
  • dcaiani
    dcaiani Posts: 2,819 Member
    She's a nudist
  • Emmafiremama28
    Emmafiremama28 Posts: 650 Member
    dcaiani wrote: »
    She's a nudist
    Don't let the hat fool you , he loves rap
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Has that hat permanently affixed to his head
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    purchases automotive baby seats from private parties after the seats have been recalled before moving them into the gray market in third-world areas where governmental policies do not align well with her own sense of morality with hopes of eventually reducing the productive population of these countries through horrific child-maiming accidents.

    ... now realizing that her master plan depends heavily on the use of automobiles by these same unfortunates.
  • Raaneve
    Raaneve Posts: 692 Member
    Practices brevity.
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Wanted only brief lovin' -- she wasn't into an all day event
  • Raaneve
    Raaneve Posts: 692 Member
    Was Natalie Portman's body double in "Black Swan".
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    Has an entire room of "As Seen on TV" items. Has a special use for the"Slap-Chop"
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Does daily workouts with the Tug Toner
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    All day event! :tongue:
  • Raaneve
    Raaneve Posts: 692 Member
    Agreed! :)
  • Raaneve
    Raaneve Posts: 692 Member
    (that was for him, not you FF50... you'd be an all day event for sure! :))
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Could spend all day with both of you....

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