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Raaneve

Has a ruler tattooed on the inside of her left thigh.

Noelv1976

She's Dora, all grown up

rockstarginaa

Has a house in Peru

Raaneve

Can belch the 1812 overture.

tibo1783

Maintains a shrine to Elvis in her house

Raaneve

Takes all the Cosmo quizzes... and cheats on them because he thinks it will earn him a better grade.

rockstarginaa

Cries over spilled milk

Noelv1976

she likes to lick spilled milk off the floor

Raaneve

Eats raw peacocks.

Noelv1976

likes to eat little pea---cawcks

Raaneve

Still getting great educational value out of Sesame Street.

kjm3579

That's her stripper costume in the picture

Noelv1976

Uses his mugshot as a pro pic

tibo1783

is actually from the year 3024 sent back in time to save us from the machines

Raaneve

Wears his wife's prettiest panties "by mistake".

kjm3579

Has no real hair under the hat

tibo1783

Ran for president when he was 35

rockstarginaa

thinks he invented slinkys

Spnneil06

LIkes a really big butt look, so she stuffs her pants with paper towels.

La_Malfaisante_

He doesn't flirt with girls on MFP

Noelv1976

Likes to Google herself

MaxPower0102

Has never been flirted with on MFP

rockstarginaa

Only hangs pictures of himself up on the walls

wolfruhn

She's not really a rock star

tibo1783

Goes to random neighborhoods and runs around screaming bloody murder for fun.

Noelv1976

Has a "candy" van that he drives around in

rockstarginaa

Hosts swinger parties

La_Malfaisante_

Is into S&M

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rockstarginaa

draws on rice