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FabulousFantasticFifty

COULD handle both of us!

siport

didnt enjoy my kisses

Carpedieznutz

He has a secret fortune from harvesting black market human organs.

Raaneve

Has *never* done anything on a dare.

Emmafiremama28

She is such a date devil

taco_inspector

Shy and meek, @firemama28 aims to go through life completely unnoticed without ever becoming a contributing member of society

Carpedieznutz

He spends his nights caressing his pet duck

FabulousFantasticFifty

I tire of all his ridiculous ranting!

ScorpioJack_91

FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »

I tire of all his ridiculous ranting!

You tried to rape me

Carpedieznutz

FabulousFantasticFifty tried to rape you but I succeeded mwahahaha!

Raaneve

Only she can prevent forest fires... the rest of us can burn whatever the *kitten* we want!

thatjosiegirl

Tells everyone she is a time traveler from the future.

Carpedieznutz

Is the real James Bond, the movie version got it all wrong!

Behindthesehazeleyes96

Came second to Jennifer beals in auditions for flash dance

FabulousFantasticFifty

Spent last Summer doing Community Service for Streaking through the Easter Parade!

taco_inspector

Was angry that she couldn't keep up with @lesliedebo 's streaking pace ...
... but this year will be a different story!

Timshel_

Hates MFP forums

Carpedieznutz

Photoshopped his picture, really lives in Antarctica.

FabulousFantasticFifty

She's smiling because she just put Super glue in her mean old neighbors Poly Grip!

Timshel_

She turnt down for wut.

capnrus789

Eats brussels sprouts....on purpose!

cdcruizer05

Use to be a lion tamer...

Carpedieznutz

Is wearing a tutu and sneakers

FabulousFantasticFifty

Chaelaz wrote: »

She turnt down for wut.

What??? I mean Wut?


@cd - Is the Boy Toy for the Golden Girls!

dcaiani

She goes grocery shopping with the curlers in her hair.

taco_inspector

Has hot-curlers under his hat (prolonged oil-treatment benefits from the heat retention afforded by felt hat); waiting to go grocery shopping with @FabulousFantasticFifty .

Emmafiremama28

standenvernet wrote: »

Shy and meek, @firemama28 aims to go through life completely unnoticed without ever becoming a contributing member of society

Professor at Stanford university, trying to win us with his powerful messages lol
That's well written !

taco_inspector

Keeps marshmallows in her bunker gear, just in case.

Carpedieznutz

Wouldn't stop saying "That's what she said!"

taco_inspector

Enjoys hanging-out with me so that she looks taller in her heels. Sadly, this has greatly damaged her street-cred with her hommies leaving her internally conflicted.