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taco_inspector

Noelv1976 wrote: »

She's not really a rockstar, more like a pornstar

Has shared the video-graphic proof of same with me.

Thanks!

Noelv1976

He seen the original uncut version....lets just say it wasn't pretty

rockstarginaa

eats out of the trash

Noelv1976

Lives in the trashcan that's behind Chili's

rockstarginaa

Tried to date my mom

Noelv1976

She tried to set me up with her mom!

Bill8855

Throws his farts at strangers

Noelv1976

Likes to touch strangers on their butts

taco_inspector

Is working on getting back to his original birth weight; remembers all the hot chicks that used to pick him up and cuddle him at that weight ...

Spnneil06

is convinced that strawberries will color his hair red so spends most days covered in them!

Behindthesehazeleyes96

Is the reason interventions happen

ilfaith

Before her laser procedure, she performed as a sideshow bearded lady.

Timshel_

Her name is a short version of lesbian libido.

augold86

Voiced patty mayonnaise on Doug

Spnneil06

Pretends to be a famous actor handing out autographs and kissing babies!

JessicaNotRabbit

Keeps face painted stones on her window sill

Behindthesehazeleyes96

How'd u guess @Chaelaz & @ilfaith./ are a psychic duo performing in sideshows all across the south

Carpedieznutz

She is Michelle Rodriguez' stunt double in Fast and Furious

Timshel_

Was shooting the ducks at that pond

michaelbowerscore1st

is far sighted

Spnneil06

Can see through peoples close

taco_inspector

still digs me

Carpedieznutz

Spends all day impersonating the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

cowbellsandcoffee

Slashed my tires.

suzreen

He likes to borrow time and then live large on it.

47Jacqueline

Never plans ahead

Behindthesehazeleyes96

Receives monthly checks from publishers clearinghouse

LiftingRiot

she is secretly in love with carrot top.

ilfaith

Is actually Carrot Top

Bill8855

Collects belly button lint