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  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    You can tell, but she nude sunbathes
  • 47Jacqueline
    47Jacqueline Posts: 6,993 Member
    He's a voyeur.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    Got her pole dancer masters certificate
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    he bought my trailer in the deep south, refurbished it with slate floors, granite countertops and stainless steel appliances. He installed his collection of modern art, and the trailer is being featured this month in Architectural Digest. BTW, it's really going to his head and he's gotten really stuck up about it.
  • Carpedieznutz
    Carpedieznutz Posts: 1,166 Member
    She regularly adopts children from other countries...currently on child number 42
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    Regularly taunts me with her full head of luxurious hair and her other life's successes. She WILL be featured prominently in my "goodbye cruel world" note that I will leave before the end of days.
  • therealblackdahlia
    therealblackdahlia Posts: 3,110 Member
    he's a hit man
  • Carpedieznutz
    Carpedieznutz Posts: 1,166 Member
    She is the inspiration to every comic book evil villain
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    She has trophies and gold medals for curbside sign twirling. She was badly beaten by thugs for trying to organize a labor union for the rest of the sign twirlers. A movie is currently being made about her life.
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited April 2015
    As a semi-retired model, @suzreen enjoys reducing the men she encounters on her bike rides to puddles of whimpering mush ("on your left", sploosh! flop... ,"man down!"). This has the added benefit of her having met a majority of the first-responders in her area, which she leverages to combat the local parking congestion by parking anywhere she damn-well-pleases and totally getting away with it. Woah to he that looks deeply into her eyes...
  • Carpedieznutz
    Carpedieznutz Posts: 1,166 Member
    Currently owns 2 of the many oompa loompas
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited April 2015
    Often harasses me about my Oompa Loompa collections - As a member of the militant Oompa Loompa Liberation Front, feels some sort of compelling need to disturb the tranquil lives of happily engaged Oompas worldwide. Really, she's just kinda douchey about the whole deal -- Clearly she has NO idea of how much that fake-tan "orange glow" the Oompas rock costs each of us owners on a weekly basis.

    The EPA has a fit over that stuff and the over-spray airborne aerosols. I mean seriously, if it weren't for the candy corn manufacturers, we'd have no way to dump the waste from the Oompa's fake-tanning process. Of course there's little mystery as to why the little buggers are so prevalent in the confectioner trades (the tiny thieves); the lil'squirts are still the 31 black-market source for the orange dyes found in World of Warcraft, MineCraft, Guild Wars, and the like. Stupid OLLF crazies should be looking into the theft of orange dyes rather than altruistic Oompa owners like myself!
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  • Carpedieznutz
    Carpedieznutz Posts: 1,166 Member
    @standenvernet I am dying laughing right now!

    Plays the dentist in Finding Nemo
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    She's a little bit country, AND a little bit rock n roll. (When she isn't out liberating Oompa Loompas, or milking them for their orange tanning juice.
  • augold86
    augold86 Posts: 587 Member
    She spends her free time drawing a fan fiction love story about herself and the green giant
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    Hey, make sure you're eating lots of green vegetables!
  • augold86
    augold86 Posts: 587 Member
    suzreen wrote: »
    Hey, make sure you're eating lots of green vegetables!
    I bet the green giant had a green vegetable for you ;) lol
  • ScorpioJack_91
    ScorpioJack_91 Posts: 5,241 Member
    augold86 wrote: »
    suzreen wrote: »
    Hey, make sure you're eating lots of green vegetables!
    I bet the green giant had a green vegetable for you ;) lol

    That's not really her smile but her rape face
  • augold86
    augold86 Posts: 587 Member
    BlackScorpio91 wrote: »
    augold86 wrote: »
    suzreen wrote: »
    Hey, make sure you're eating lots of green vegetables!
    I bet the green giant had a green vegetable for you ;) lol

    That's not really her smile but her rape face

    Want some candy?
  • ScorpioJack_91
    ScorpioJack_91 Posts: 5,241 Member
    augold86 wrote: »
    BlackScorpio91 wrote: »
    augold86 wrote: »
    suzreen wrote: »
    Hey, make sure you're eating lots of green vegetables!
    I bet the green giant had a green vegetable for you ;) lol

    That's not really her smile but her rape face

    Want some candy?

    o.o.....
  • cdcruizer05
    cdcruizer05 Posts: 1,006 Member
    One of the secret service agents who crashed through the White House gates...
  • Carpedieznutz
    Carpedieznutz Posts: 1,166 Member
    edited April 2015
    Is Terry Crews' stunt double
  • COLTMUSCLE97
    COLTMUSCLE97 Posts: 224 Member
    The best breakdancer in the world :D
  • Carpedieznutz
    Carpedieznutz Posts: 1,166 Member
    Harry Potter's patronus
  • SojournerThirteen
    SojournerThirteen Posts: 28,204 Member
    She really is a Storm Trooper
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Is one of the NASA astronauts training for a mission to Pluto
  • 4ever420
    4ever420 Posts: 4,088 Member
    Has a shot of Tequila every morning for breakfast
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    Has a strange fascination with Adolf Hitler's birthday, and the Harris & Klebold incident at Columbine High School in the US.
  • lichic25
    lichic25 Posts: 161 Member
    Is the Vice President of the Liza Minnelli fan club

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