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  • Raaneve
    Raaneve Posts: 692 Member
    Lives in a halfway house for sudoku addicts.
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Sells sex toys door to door
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    Tries to sell himself by going door to door
  • augold86
    augold86 Posts: 587 Member
    Teaches underprivileged dogs to dance
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    Talks to dogs instead of real people
  • cdcruizer05
    cdcruizer05 Posts: 1,006 Member
    never seen the inside of a walmart
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    Now that's a lie! I practically live in Walmart!
  • augold86
    augold86 Posts: 587 Member
    Noelv1976 wrote: »
    Talks to dogs instead of real people

    They are better listeners
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    augold86 wrote: »
    Noelv1976 wrote: »
    Talks to dogs instead of real people

    They are better listeners

    Probably because they have no idea what you're saying lol
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Won a Sing off with Pavarotti!
  • kangakev
    kangakev Posts: 2,430 Member
    she used to be the drama coach for Meryl Streep
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Used to be meryl streeps understudy
  • kangakev
    kangakev Posts: 2,430 Member
    she has got hugh jackmans phone number on her speed dial
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Wears pasties a g-string and feathers out shopping
  • kangakev
    kangakev Posts: 2,430 Member
    she was the writer of a less well known book called "20 shades of sky blue"
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Was the star male actor of the movie version of " 20 shades of sky blue"

  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Has been known to be the mistress of the producer of 20 Shades of Sky Blue, me!
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited April 2015
    Only makes it through the first 5-shades before needing a long nap.

    (a serious lie, @kjm3579 has made some serious strides - but this thread is about lies more than an individual's accomplishments, still -- kudos are due @kjm3579 )
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Is currently writing to us from the State Pen.....
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    Former shower-coach at Penn State
  • Bugdude54
    Bugdude54 Posts: 137 Member
    Once made a hooker cry
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    Bugdude54 wrote: »
    Once made a hooker cry
    ... yep, this one is entirely on me - My fault. I was confused by what she meant by , "just the tip"... so I left her only $5


    All of his photos are captioned: " BEFORE"

  • Bugdude54
    Bugdude54 Posts: 137 Member
    standenvernet wrote: »
    Bugdude54 wrote: »
    Once made a hooker cry
    ... yep, this one is entirely on me - My fault. I was confused by what she meant by , "just the tip"... so I left her only $5


    All of his photos are captioned: " BEFORE"

    Lmfao!!!
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    edited April 2015
    Thinks that means "Lets make food art okay?"
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Makes Naughty art with Food!
  • kendall916
    kendall916 Posts: 4,222 Member
    Time traveled to Middle Earth and met Bilbo
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    She's a champion Black Friday Athlete. She has gold medals in crowd surfing at Walmart, a silver in wrestling Chinese electronics out of other people's hands, but only got the bronze for shoving and trampling.
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Just came back from a trip that started in a wardrobe in a bedroom
  • WMDemetree
    WMDemetree Posts: 3,923 Member
    was her tour guide to that trip
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Dreams in binary code

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