We broke up because...
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Told me she thought the secret to success was licking the beaters...yeah...I totally didn't understand her. 0 -
Called coco0
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she would always dry my hair for me...using a blowtorch0
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He was always leaving blowtorches around0
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His wife didnt approve
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Wasn't a morning person...like me.0
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She hid all the blankets from me.
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she always slept in the nude and then would always cover up with blankets so I couldn't touch her0
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She ran around nakid, my little brother visited and I caught him drooling.I had to break up. 0
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She wouldn't stop farting all the time!0
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His only choice of food .. beans!0
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I hate beans! Pizza is way better
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Was a "legume" hater0
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I couldn't convince him that the Brooke Shields movie was NOT called The Blue Legume0
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His need to watch The Blue Lagoon so many times wore thin on my patience. 0
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Like a Dr sued for malpractice, we both lost our patience...0
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He wanted to live near water. I only like it when it's frozen.0
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it was impossible to be patient with him.0
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one say she brought home a panda and said get out0
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She walked around all day singing Rihanna's Umbrella and combining it with the Frozen theme singing Ella ella eh eh eh0
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Hated music0
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John Deere toys in the box.0
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His music was Seseme Street style.0
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She though my tractor's sexy0
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He was cheating on me with a mermaid0
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and SHE went on a "boat ride" with the Gorton's fisherman. A boat ride my *#$^!0
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He wouldn't take me out for lobster!0
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