If "what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas" is true...

kaseyr1505
kaseyr1505 Posts: 624 Member
edited November 15 in Chit-Chat
Will any weight I gain while vacationing there, stay there? What about any toxins I acquire from the delicious evil food? Should I bring my goats to sacrifice, just in case?

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  • darrensurrey
    darrensurrey Posts: 3,942 Member
    Yes, and if you eat food in the dark, the calories don't count.
  • davesgalforever
    davesgalforever Posts: 220 Member
    Pretty sure std's don't stay in vegas......just sayin ;)
  • kaseyr1505
    kaseyr1505 Posts: 624 Member
    davesgalforever wrote: »
    Pretty sure std's don't stay in vegas......just sayin ;)


    STDs are just souvenirs you forgot you paid for!
  • kaseyr1505
    kaseyr1505 Posts: 624 Member
    darrensurrey wrote: »
    Yes, and if you eat food in the dark, the calories don't count.

    Basically what you're telling me is the secret to weight loss is walking backwards, while eating in the dark

    Walking forwards causes you to gain weight, and walking backwards burns those calories.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    kaseyr1505 wrote: »
    davesgalforever wrote: »
    Pretty sure std's don't stay in vegas......just sayin ;)


    STDs are just souvenirs you forgot you paid for!

    Oh, you paid for them in some way, shape, or form.

  • darrensurrey
    darrensurrey Posts: 3,942 Member
    kaseyr1505 wrote: »
    darrensurrey wrote: »
    Yes, and if you eat food in the dark, the calories don't count.

    Basically what you're telling me is the secret to weight loss is walking backwards, while eating in the dark

    Walking forwards causes you to gain weight, and walking backwards burns those calories.

    You've got it!
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