If you were handcuffed to the poster above you what would you do?

Hmmm I think Id ask them to brush my hair please

Would just figure she's trying to keep me for finding new wives, she's worried that our house can't fit any more!

Use her as a pillow and nap

Discuss an alibi

Take his phone and text someone to get the handcuffs off and then handcuff him to a pole

Talk about the weather

Swap recipes and sing theme songs to TV shows. Our singing (mine anyway) would cause someone to come and unhamdcuff us...my singing hurts their ears!!

Have a Netflix marathon while waiting on the locksmith

Cut off his hand