We broke up because...
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            Constantly misplaced his keys, so I would be forced to lend him the Lambourgini for him to drive to work.0
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            she bought me a new chair and even plugged it in for me0
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            Wouldnt quit her job as an exictionist0
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            Her parents made us break up, I kept leaving bruises on her neck0
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            She was far too sweet annd beautiful for me ....0
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            She said i didnt tickle her the right way
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She was WAY too aggressive for meslimgirljo15 wrote: »She was far too sweet annd beautiful for me ....
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            She didn't bite hard enough or dig her nails into my back as she orgasmed.0
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            Only liked missionary.0
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            reginastiffler wrote: »Only liked missionary.
Tried to use a *kitten* on me0 - 
            Wouldn't take it in the bum0
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            Was so good in bed that the neighbors were lining up at her door.0
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            Didnt like my neighbors0
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            she took me bungee jumping...but did not bring the bungee chord0
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            I thought he could fly0
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            Played video games all the time.0
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            we broke up because she thought my teeth were dirty...even after I kept them in a glass of water overnight0
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            He got upset because I swapped the water for bleach...I wanted him to have a white smile.0
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            Had murderous tendencies0
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            Was paranoid I was out to kill her0
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            She was even too kinky for me....

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            Just wasn't adventurous enough
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            Was too adventurous0
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            I could never find him because he always wore camo0
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            She was horrible at hide and seek0
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            Go_Mizzou99 wrote: »She was horrible at hide and seek
Lol. He only wanted to play hide and seek. Honestly half the time I think he wasn't even around.0 
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