We broke up because...

ScorpioJack_91 · April 2015

moesis wrote: »

She didn't bite hard enough or dig her nails into my back as she orgasmed.

Was WAY too violent

reginastiffler · April 2015

Only liked missionary.

ScorpioJack_91 · April 2015

reginastiffler wrote: »

Only liked missionary.

Tried to use a *kitten* on me

moesis · April 2015

Wouldn't take it in the bum

Huerita_Sarinana · April 2015

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moesis wrote: »

She didn't bite hard enough or dig her nails into my back as she orgasmed.

lied about how good i was in bed to make himself seem better

darkrose20 · April 2015

Was so good in bed that the neighbors were lining up at her door.

Huerita_Sarinana · April 2015

Didnt like my neighbors

kangakev · April 2015

she took me bungee jumping...but did not bring the bungee chord

Huerita_Sarinana · April 2015

I thought he could fly

Keishabh · April 2015

Played video games all the time.

kangakev · April 2015

we broke up because she thought my teeth were dirty...even after I kept them in a glass of water overnight

slimgirljo15 · April 2015

He got upset because I swapped the water for bleach...I wanted him to have a white smile.

47Jacqueline · April 2015

Had murderous tendencies

slimgirljo15 · April 2015

Was paranoid I was out to kill her

augold86 · April 2015

She was even too kinky for me....

slimgirljo15 · April 2015

Just wasn't adventurous enough

Go_Mizzou99 · April 2015

Was too adventurous

augold86 · April 2015

I could never find him because he always wore camo

Go_Mizzou99 · April 2015

She was horrible at hide and seek

augold86 · April 2015

Go_Mizzou99 wrote: »

She was horrible at hide and seek

Lol. He only wanted to play hide and seek. Honestly half the time I think he wasn't even around.

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