We broke up because...
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He refused to choose a safe word0
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She stole all my bras!!0
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she took all my bras cause her ex stole hers and she wrecked them... goodness theyre expensive0
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She was uncorruptable....0
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She would only watch movies if they were musicals0
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he hated musicals...0
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because she sold my car to the wreckers yard...and I was in it at the time0
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Because he didn't like the fact that I sold his car as a joke0
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she loved to blow in my ear...with a trumpet0
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He looked better in my wardrobe than I do.0
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because she pre-paid for my funereal..but insisted I use it by end of week0
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What we broke up ....first I knew
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Because of distance....she kept moving weekly to get further away from me0
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Didn't believe in long distance relationships0
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Took that paper everywhere....shopping...to bed...bathroom
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bcoz shes 99 years old. 'according to her profile' lol0
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Because he didn't appreciate older women0
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She could appreciate older women...but I wasn't old enough....she really wanted me to be 99
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I agree she wasn't just old enough lol0
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she kept insisting i was too young0
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pechepanda wrote: »she kept insisting i was too young
she kept asking me to do the splits0 -
he wasnt flexible enough0
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he was never paying attention when i didsyedaounabbas wrote: »pechepanda wrote: »he wasnt flexible enough
She couldn't do them as well
also the splits are easy
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She was inflexible0
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He didn't seem into me0
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She wanted a castle as a proof of it.La_Malfaisante_ wrote: »He didn't seem into me
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He wouldn't let me drink tequila.0
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cbloulis677 wrote: »He wouldn't let me drink tequila.
I took her tequila and gave it to my secret cougar lover0
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