We broke up because...

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  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
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    he had a 10'x15' of Borat on the ceiling above our bed... he always wanted me on top so he could see him :cry: ....
  • pechepanda
    pechepanda Posts: 7,939 Member
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    I couldnt handle her bieber obsession any longer, sorry babe, youre great but I cant do crazy fan girls especially not bieber fan girls
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
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    :naughty: oh this is war!

    She was actually the one who was the fan of that thing... she even had a matching lingerie set with his face on! that's where I drew the line! bad enough having the bed covers! :joy:
  • pechepanda
    pechepanda Posts: 7,939 Member
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    she spent all our savings so she could meet him and then she asked him to marry her and he said yes.
    I couldnt stay with her after she was mrs. bieber
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
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    lmfao :joy: oh I hate you! but love you haha :love: <<< kinda how the relationship went... lol
  • Muldactus
    Muldactus Posts: 6,972 Member
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    She got mad at me for tickling her.
  • moesis
    moesis Posts: 874 Member
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    I'm not gay, so it just wasn't going to work
  • Fierce4me
    Fierce4me Posts: 2,169 Member
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    He refused to choose a safe word
  • Sweet_Nyx
    Sweet_Nyx Posts: 338 Member
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    She stole all my bras!!
  • pechepanda
    pechepanda Posts: 7,939 Member
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    she took all my bras cause her ex stole hers and she wrecked them... goodness theyre expensive
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    She was uncorruptable....
  • moesis
    moesis Posts: 874 Member
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    She would only watch movies if they were musicals
  • pechepanda
    pechepanda Posts: 7,939 Member
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    he hated musicals...
  • kangakev
    kangakev Posts: 2,430 Member
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    because she sold my car to the wreckers yard...and I was in it at the time
  • Keishabh
    Keishabh Posts: 179 Member
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    Because he didn't like the fact that I sold his car as a joke
  • kangakev
    kangakev Posts: 2,430 Member
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    she loved to blow in my ear...with a trumpet
  • darkrose20
    darkrose20 Posts: 1,139 Member
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    He looked better in my wardrobe than I do.

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