What's the worst thing a man can say to a women?

Bugdude54
Bugdude54 Posts: 137 Member
edited November 15 in Chit-Chat
Let's flip the script here. Worst things a man can say to a woman. Go

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  • Bugdude54
    Bugdude54 Posts: 137 Member
    Its not the jeans sweetheart
  • _Risko_
    _Risko_ Posts: 183 Member
    Probably "I don't care"
  • kangakev
    kangakev Posts: 2,430 Member
    "honey, let me show you how my mother used to do that"
  • stephanieluvspb
    stephanieluvspb Posts: 997 Member
    let me just watch the end of this game
  • Keishabh
    Keishabh Posts: 179 Member
    Your sister is better in bed
  • lydiakitten
    lydiakitten Posts: 132 Member
    "You women are all the same. All you care for is *insert stereotype like money, cars, clothes*."

    "What all women really want, whether they admit it or not, is a proper man to take charge of them/control them/put them in their place/show them who's the boss."

    "Go back to the kitchen."

    "Haha, you like *insert supposedly male interest, like martial arts, comic books, gaming, metal music*? Name three of your favourite artists from the 80's."

    "I hate how girls deceive us with push up bras and makeup" (If you actually think her lips are that red naturally or her lashes that huge, and are shocked when she takes the makeup off, then the problem is not with the lipstick, it's with your understanding of what human beings look like.)

    Also the following texts:
    "haha ;) so whats ur bra size lol?"
    "hey so what r u wearing?"
    " *unsolicited dick pic* "
    And the classic one, if/when you actually reject the above guy:
    "I was doing you a favour anyway, you *kitten*."
  • Bugdude54
    Bugdude54 Posts: 137 Member
    Haha. Good ones
  • davidsanchezamezcua
    davidsanchezamezcua Posts: 24 Member
    My place or your place?
  • The_left_turnover
    The_left_turnover Posts: 239 Member
    Are you sure the baby's mine?
  • The_left_turnover
    The_left_turnover Posts: 239 Member
    lydiakitten wrote: »
    "You women are all the same. All you care for is *insert stereotype like money, cars, clothes*."

    "What all women really want, whether they admit it or not, is a proper man to take charge of them/control them/put them in their place/show them who's the boss."

    "Go back to the kitchen."

    "Haha, you like *insert supposedly male interest, like martial arts, comic books, gaming, metal music*? Name three of your favourite artists from the 80's."

    "I hate how girls deceive us with push up bras and makeup" (If you actually think her lips are that red naturally or her lashes that huge, and are shocked when she takes the makeup off, then the problem is not with the lipstick, it's with your understanding of what human beings look like.)

    Also the following texts:
    "haha ;) so whats ur bra size lol?"
    "hey so what r u wearing?"
    " *unsolicited dick pic* "
    And the classic one, if/when you actually reject the above guy:
    "I was doing you a favour anyway, you *kitten*."

    LMAO! Classic :D
  • Bugdude54
    Bugdude54 Posts: 137 Member
    Uh oh......it broke
  • lookin4gains
    lookin4gains Posts: 1,761 Member
    Just take my credit card
  • The_left_turnover
    The_left_turnover Posts: 239 Member
    Yes, they make you look fat.
  • lydiakitten
    lydiakitten Posts: 132 Member
    "Woah, are you on your period or something?"

    (After you very politely voice a concern of any kind.)
  • JeffS435
    JeffS435 Posts: 133 Member
    when is the baby due
  • katnroyal87
    katnroyal87 Posts: 8,789 Member
    Who's your friend?
  • syedaounabbas
    syedaounabbas Posts: 1,379 Member
    you are right, *insert female name* is hot
  • ncboiler89
    ncboiler89 Posts: 2,408 Member
    edited April 2015
    Bugdude54 wrote: »
    Let's flip the script here. Worst things a man can say to a woman. Go

    I know the defacto answer to this but I could't possibly post it without getting banned.
  • La_Malfaisante_
    La_Malfaisante_ Posts: 1,064 Member
    I can't do a 2nd round tonight...
  • syedaounabbas
    syedaounabbas Posts: 1,379 Member
    I am broke hun. We have to sell this house.
  • claire_meiklejohn
    claire_meiklejohn Posts: 23 Member
    Haven't you ate enough.
  • syedaounabbas
    syedaounabbas Posts: 1,379 Member
    Honey, do you really need more shoes?
  • carliekitty
    carliekitty Posts: 303 Member
    Is that what yours looks like......
  • DearestWinter
    DearestWinter Posts: 595 Member
    "No, I don't feel like making you blueberry waffles this morning."
  • DearestWinter
    DearestWinter Posts: 595 Member
    lydiakitten wrote: »
    "You women are all the same. All you care for is *insert stereotype like money, cars, clothes*."

    "What all women really want, whether they admit it or not, is a proper man to take charge of them/control them/put them in their place/show them who's the boss."

    "Go back to the kitchen."

    "Haha, you like *insert supposedly male interest, like martial arts, comic books, gaming, metal music*? Name three of your favourite artists from the 80's."

    "I hate how girls deceive us with push up bras and makeup" (If you actually think her lips are that red naturally or her lashes that huge, and are shocked when she takes the makeup off, then the problem is not with the lipstick, it's with your understanding of what human beings look like.)

    Also the following texts:
    "haha ;) so whats ur bra size lol?"
    "hey so what r u wearing?"
    " *unsolicited dick pic* "
    And the classic one, if/when you actually reject the above guy:
    "I was doing you a favour anyway, you *kitten*."

    Yes!! I can't stand the "deception" comments when it comes to makeup! It comes off as sexist and controlling. Also makes the guy seem terrifically unobservant.
  • Bill8855
    Bill8855 Posts: 4,267 Member
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    This has to be up there.
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  • Bugdude54
    Bugdude54 Posts: 137 Member
    Bill8855 wrote: »
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    This has to be up there.

    That's pure gold. LOL
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