The worst thing a woman can say to a man?

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  • Badger_Girl99
    Badger_Girl99 Posts: 2,220 Member
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    Your brother is hot.
  • cdlee05
    cdlee05 Posts: 718 Member
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    Can you help me move this weekend?
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,975 Member
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    The board of health wants to talk to you
  • glwage
    glwage Posts: 375 Member
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    Your penis is so cute.
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
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    I'm naming him Nancy
  • lydiakitten
    lydiakitten Posts: 132 Member
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    I can see my man go pale when I start a conversation with something like "Look.... this is very difficult to broach.... and I don't want you to take it personally..."

    Usually I'm just trying to tackle tiny issues like snoring or milk in his beard, but somehow he always seems to think up worst case scenarios, and prepares himself for god knows what grand horror.
  • Bill8855
    Bill8855 Posts: 4,267 Member
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    I blew your dad.
  • lmbs1966
    lmbs1966 Posts: 57 Member
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    Is that it?
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,975 Member
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    Oh OK, if you really have to, go ahead....
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
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    it's ok we can try again when you next get one...
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,975 Member
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    Don't wait up.....
  • Sweetiepiestef
    Sweetiepiestef Posts: 344 Member
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    determined_ella wrote: »
    oh yes!!! ..... faster....Mark!! (who?) James!! Nathan? Michael? :joy:

    This! BAHAHAHAHAHA
  • Bill8855
    Bill8855 Posts: 4,267 Member
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    I have crabs
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,975 Member
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    Her snoring, in the middle of sex....
  • RunTimer
    RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member
    edited April 2015
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    " Oh (pause), really?"

    (usually accompanied by her eyes getting really big so you can see the white all around em, and in the distance the stabbing sound of PSCYHO plays)
  • Allgoingtomakeit
    Allgoingtomakeit Posts: 35
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    "you kiss like my brother"
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,975 Member
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    Honey, I don't love him, it's only sex.
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
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    Honey, I want a threesome, with two other guys, in a hotel, while you watch the kids.
  • kangakev
    kangakev Posts: 2,430 Member
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    I was talking to my mother, and she suggested...............

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