The worst thing a woman can say to a man?

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  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    Honey, can you buy me some tampons?
  • kangakev
    kangakev Posts: 2,430 Member
    your brother slept in that very spot last night
  • oberon0124
    oberon0124 Posts: 10,524 Member
    "You're so much better than all the other jerks I've dated."
  • Jelaan
    Jelaan Posts: 815 Member
    Geez - and I was thinking along the lines of "look honey, I can lift more weight than you". I'll go back to my laundry and keep quiet now. Ha!
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Help me get dressed, my date is almost here.
  • Bill8855
    Bill8855 Posts: 4,267 Member
    My mom is moving in.
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
    oh yes!!! ..... faster....Mark!! (who?) James!! Nathan? Michael? :joy:
  • Belle8312
    Belle8312 Posts: 2,151 Member
    I'm late.
  • urloved33
    urloved33 Posts: 3,323 Member
    honey the car was making a funny noise..so i pulled up the hood and fixed it.
  • urloved33
    urloved33 Posts: 3,323 Member
    yeah well you keep going but move your head so i can watch tv till its over.
  • Badger_Girl99
    Badger_Girl99 Posts: 2,220 Member
    Your brother is hot.
  • cdlee05
    cdlee05 Posts: 718 Member
    Can you help me move this weekend?
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    The board of health wants to talk to you
  • glwage
    glwage Posts: 375 Member
    Your penis is so cute.
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
    I'm naming him Nancy
  • lydiakitten
    lydiakitten Posts: 132 Member
    I can see my man go pale when I start a conversation with something like "Look.... this is very difficult to broach.... and I don't want you to take it personally..."

    Usually I'm just trying to tackle tiny issues like snoring or milk in his beard, but somehow he always seems to think up worst case scenarios, and prepares himself for god knows what grand horror.
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  • Bill8855
    Bill8855 Posts: 4,267 Member
    I blew your dad.
  • lmbs1966
    lmbs1966 Posts: 57 Member
    Is that it?
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Oh OK, if you really have to, go ahead....
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
    it's ok we can try again when you next get one...
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Don't wait up.....
  • Sweetiepiestef
    Sweetiepiestef Posts: 343 Member
    determined_ella wrote: »
    oh yes!!! ..... faster....Mark!! (who?) James!! Nathan? Michael? :joy:

    This! BAHAHAHAHAHA
  • Bill8855
    Bill8855 Posts: 4,267 Member
    I have crabs
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Her snoring, in the middle of sex....
  • RunTimer
    RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member
    edited April 2015
    " Oh (pause), really?"

    (usually accompanied by her eyes getting really big so you can see the white all around em, and in the distance the stabbing sound of PSCYHO plays)
  • Allgoingtomakeit
    Allgoingtomakeit Posts: 35
    "you kiss like my brother"
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Honey, I don't love him, it's only sex.
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    Honey, I want a threesome, with two other guys, in a hotel, while you watch the kids.
  • kangakev
    kangakev Posts: 2,430 Member
    I was talking to my mother, and she suggested...............
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