We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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She came to bed wearing a potato sack every night for pajamas. Got way to itchy.1
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He was too sensitive.1
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She had cold feet. Literally0
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Upper lip hair like she kissed potting soil1
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Was too cool for school0
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He was alway lurking in the shadows1
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...because we were never actually together.0
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because she wanted to swim on the road (wouldn't listen that it was impossible)0
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took my words too literally0
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Said mean things then tried to say they weren't literal!
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had a weird birthmark on her butt that was shaped like a rear-view mirror... creeped me out every time I looked at it.1
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She thought I was mean when I spanked her ? Lol I don't know0
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See???? He made fun of my Birthmarks!
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Wouldn't let me play with her birthmark0
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@FabulousFantasticFifty could not get the timing right.. both in forums and in bed.0
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He could hang in bed ...lol1
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Emmafiremama28 wrote: »He could hang in bed ...lol
Wore me out lol ?0 -
Couldn't handle my Stamina!
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Lol !!!!!!FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »Couldn't handle my Stamina!
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laughed too much.... in bed.0
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He thought he was a Comedian! He Wasn't!!!0
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She laughed at my "parts"0
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He never used the correct terms for his anatomy.0
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She said I had the wrong anatomy!0
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We were apart for so long, she forgot about me!
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I went to work and would come home to hysterical wife claiming I forgot about her..it was eight hours!!0
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She would leave me home alone too much0
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He tried to turn me into a Hermit!0
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Spent all her time with her hermit crab1
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