We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

FabulousFantasticFifty · April 7, 2015 4:00PM

Said mean things then tried to say they weren't literal!

WMDemetree · April 7, 2015 4:04PM

had a weird birthmark on her butt that was shaped like a rear-view mirror... creeped me out every time I looked at it.

Emmafiremama28 · April 7, 2015 4:04PM

She thought I was mean when I spanked her ? Lol I don't know

FabulousFantasticFifty · April 7, 2015 4:05PM

See???? He made fun of my Birthmarks!

kjm3579 · April 7, 2015 4:07PM

Wouldn't let me play with her birthmark

WMDemetree · April 7, 2015 4:08PM

@FabulousFantasticFifty could not get the timing right.. both in forums and in bed.

Emmafiremama28 · April 7, 2015 4:10PM

He could hang in bed ...lol

Emmafiremama28 · April 7, 2015 4:10PM

Emmafiremama28 wrote: »

He could hang in bed ...lol

Wore me out lol ?

FabulousFantasticFifty · April 7, 2015 4:11PM

Couldn't handle my Stamina!

Emmafiremama28 · April 7, 2015 4:13PM

FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »

Couldn't handle my Stamina!

Lol !!!!!!

WMDemetree · April 7, 2015 4:24PM

laughed too much.... in bed.

FabulousFantasticFifty · April 7, 2015 5:40PM

He thought he was a Comedian! He Wasn't!!!

kjm3579 · April 7, 2015 6:08PM

She laughed at my "parts"

bggghmnr · April 7, 2015 6:15PM

He never used the correct terms for his anatomy.

Spnneil06 · April 7, 2015 6:38PM

She said I had the wrong anatomy!

FabulousFantasticFifty · April 7, 2015 6:40PM

We were apart for so long, she forgot about me!

Spnneil06 · April 7, 2015 6:46PM

I went to work and would come home to hysterical wife claiming I forgot about her..it was eight hours!!

kjm3579 · April 7, 2015 7:02PM

She would leave me home alone too much

FabulousFantasticFifty · April 7, 2015 7:04PM

He tried to turn me into a Hermit!

kjm3579 · April 7, 2015 7:05PM

Spent all her time with her hermit crab

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