The worst thing a woman can say to a man?

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  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
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    Me: can I have your number?
    Her: sure, 1-900-123-4567
  • teatime256
    teatime256 Posts: 12 Member
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    It's not yours.
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,975 Member
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    I've joined a swingers club, you're not invited.
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,975 Member
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    I was talking to my mother about your "little" problem.....
  • auntyp147
    auntyp147 Posts: 38 Member
    edited April 2015
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    1. "Baby, being with you has made me realise that I'm really a lesbian. Thank you!"
    2. "Whoa, hang on, who said we were EXCLUSIVE??"
    3. "WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN??"
    4. "WHO ARE YOU GOING WITH??"
    5. "BUT WHY??"
    6. "WHY??"
    7. "NO, because I said so!!"
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
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    We need to go to the mall
  • kungabungadin
    kungabungadin Posts: 290 Member
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    Yes I will marry you.
  • TheBigFb
    TheBigFb Posts: 649 Member
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    Is it IN
  • TheBigFb
    TheBigFb Posts: 649 Member
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    And the reply is

    " I cant tell"
  • cheryld12001
    cheryld12001 Posts: 34 Member
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    Have to agree....is it in yet, probably not a good idea...or mom is coming to stay with us for a week.
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
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    All five of my kids have different fathers
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,975 Member
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    I think we need an open marriage, but only for my end of it....
  • JeffS435
    JeffS435 Posts: 133 Member
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    let's go to Wal-Mart
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    soooo...that's it!??? :open_mouth:
  • cdlee05
    cdlee05 Posts: 718 Member
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    teatime256 wrote: »
    It's not yours.

    Worst or Best thing depending on how you look at it...
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,975 Member
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    Mother's coming to live with us
  • vmlabute
    vmlabute Posts: 311 Member
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    "you have a small dick"
  • bggghmnr
    bggghmnr Posts: 284 Member
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    "huh...so, you're done, then?"

    Didn't go over well.
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,975 Member
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    Let me know when your done.
  • chelsy0587
    chelsy0587 Posts: 441 Member
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    Can we talk?

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