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Drinks tea with his pinkie out

Actually hates to run and posed for that profile pic

Was going to call herself agsilver86, or pblead86, but those names were taken.

Has an unnatural attraction to midgets

slimgirljo15 wrote: »

Is really a 60 year old man called bob

Is actually a conehead!

He has two eyes at the back of his head.

Starred in a movie opposite brad pitt

Lunches with ladies in red hats

Frequents a Mexican Cantina trying to get a date with the hot single waitress.

Recently dismissed from his walrus handling role at a local marine park, @syedaounabbas has returned to coding applications for the Android operating system. While he no longer has access to freshly thawed fish, he concedes that his new role has far better working hours, and that his many lady-friends are questioning his hygiene far less frequently.

Believes that there is rum and grass on the moon.....

dyes all her food purple