We broke up because...

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  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    determined_ella wrote: »
    she branded me with a red hot iron brander in the night!
    spnneil06 waz ere 2015 :scream:

    Darn skippy!
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Emmafiremama28 wrote: »
    She over analyzed everything

    If I asked her a question I was bothering her...
  • Muldactus
    Muldactus Posts: 6,972 Member
    She didn't like my attitude. :p
  • Emmafiremama28
    Emmafiremama28 Posts: 650 Member
    She would keep on with, " are we there yet ?" Geez lol
  • MERRYMONKEY512
    MERRYMONKEY512 Posts: 26 Member
    He told my my liberal use of the F word was unladylike...in any situation.
  • Muldactus
    Muldactus Posts: 6,972 Member
    She was always SAYING the F word. But didn't actually mean it. :/
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited April 2015
    He was so innocent...I wanted a bad boy B)
  • Muldactus
    Muldactus Posts: 6,972 Member
    She got mad everytime I started singing "She's a bad, bad girlfriend"
  • secretsquiral
    secretsquiral Posts: 329 Member
    He took his hat to bed instead of me
  • Muldactus
    Muldactus Posts: 6,972 Member
    secretsquiral wrote: »
    He took his hat to bed instead of me

    I wanted her to wear my hat because I thought she looked sexy in it. She apparently didn't like that idea and threw the hat at me and left. :(
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Thats actually my hat...he stole it
    .
  • secretsquiral
    secretsquiral Posts: 329 Member
    Muldactus wrote: »
    secretsquiral wrote: »
    He took his hat to bed instead of me

    I wanted her to wear my hat because I thought she looked sexy in it. She apparently didn't like that idea and threw the hat at me and left. :(
    haha no that musta been my twin sister not i
  • Muldactus
    Muldactus Posts: 6,972 Member
    secretsquiral wrote: »
    Muldactus wrote: »
    secretsquiral wrote: »
    He took his hat to bed instead of me

    I wanted her to wear my hat because I thought she looked sexy in it. She apparently didn't like that idea and threw the hat at me and left. :(
    haha no that musta been my twin sister not i

    Well damn. Now I'm REALLY in trouble for taking the wrong sister to bed. :p
  • secretsquiral
    secretsquiral Posts: 329 Member
    Muldactus wrote: »
    secretsquiral wrote: »
    Muldactus wrote: »
    secretsquiral wrote: »
    He took his hat to bed instead of me

    I wanted her to wear my hat because I thought she looked sexy in it. She apparently didn't like that idea and threw the hat at me and left. :(
    haha no that musta been my twin sister not i

    Well damn. Now I'm REALLY in trouble for taking the wrong sister to bed. :p

    YES..yes you are an so is my twin sis ! ;)

  • Muldactus
    Muldactus Posts: 6,972 Member
    secretsquiral wrote: »
    Muldactus wrote: »
    secretsquiral wrote: »
    Muldactus wrote: »
    secretsquiral wrote: »
    He took his hat to bed instead of me

    I wanted her to wear my hat because I thought she looked sexy in it. She apparently didn't like that idea and threw the hat at me and left. :(
    haha no that musta been my twin sister not i

    Well damn. Now I'm REALLY in trouble for taking the wrong sister to bed. :p

    YES..yes you are an so is my twin sis ! ;)
    What's scary is you're completely identical! Down to that cute little mole on your..... ;)
  • secretsquiral
    secretsquiral Posts: 329 Member
    :O cheeky
  • siport
    siport Posts: 7,429 Member
    it is on your cheeky ;-) she didnt like it when i picked her up and kissed her against the wall
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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    He cheated on me with si :'(
  • secretsquiral
    secretsquiral Posts: 329 Member
    siport wrote: »
    it is on your cheeky ;-) she didnt like it when i picked her up and kissed her against the wall
    You must of heard me wrong, i whispered i did like it ! ;)
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  • Muldactus
    Muldactus Posts: 6,972 Member
    secretsquiral wrote: »
    :O cheeky

    Yup. That's why you started dating me in the first place, wasn't it? ;)
  • secretsquiral
    secretsquiral Posts: 329 Member
    Muldactus wrote: »
    secretsquiral wrote: »
    :O cheeky

    Yup. That's why you started dating me in the first place, wasn't it? ;)

    ahuh ;)

  • Muldactus
    Muldactus Posts: 6,972 Member
    secretsquiral wrote: »
    Muldactus wrote: »
    secretsquiral wrote: »
    :O cheeky

    Yup. That's why you started dating me in the first place, wasn't it? ;)

    ahuh ;)
    Well, it was either that or the box of toys. Oh. Maybe that's why we broke up. The toy box scared her off!
  • purplemurfy
    purplemurfy Posts: 95 Member
    He kept licking the mirror.
  • siport
    siport Posts: 7,429 Member
    she didnt let me lick anything else ;p
  • 4ever420
    4ever420 Posts: 4,088 Member
    had a strange lollipop fetish
  • DrDreamer
    DrDreamer Posts: 124 Member
    4ever420 wrote: »
    had a strange lollipop fetish


    He smoked more Mary than I did. :wink:
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    I heard she smoked someone, I didnt want to be next! :fearful:
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    She thought I was trying to kill her! Told her not to smoke that!

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