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We broke up because...
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she was to bubbly and giddy all the time0
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She wanted to be serious all the time.0
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He wasn't serious enough0
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He wanted a reptile every Christmas0
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My pet snake disappeared right before the Holidays, then he gave me Snake skin Stilettos for Christmas!0
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I bought her a new snake. ..but she didnt like the handbag
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i proudly fart in public. and laugh.0
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He got us kicked out of the Library!0
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I fart louder in public...he was jealous0
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She farts but ppl look at me.0
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He didnt like the attention I bring...0
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baaaahahaha0
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She only knew one language and it was "baaaahahaha" I never knew what she was trying to say!0
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the only language she speaks is "laughing"0
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Nope not breaking up with you....that is a dirty vicious lie...isnt it sweet pea...
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Yup it is hun! But in this fictional world, we broke up coz you were too sleepy all the time.
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syedaounabbas wrote: »Yup it is hun! But in this fictional world, we broke up coz you were too sleepy all the time.
sleepy cause you wouldnt let me get any sleep
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I found out that he was drugging Slim! 0
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We broke up coz she called "it" drugging 0
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i spend too much time preparing for the zombie apocalypse0
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So did I!!! 0
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Because of marmite ... I loved it she didn't0
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lol0
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He thought zombies were real (never went to Halloween Parties coz that's where he saw them).0
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Only ever thought about zombies.......even wanted me to play dead in bed 0
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He Lol'd when Saab dumped me for Marmite!
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I liked vegemite...she liked marmite0
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She thought Zombies were like Mummy's. All I wanted was her to play a zombie facing the mattress.slimgirljo15 wrote: »Only ever thought about zombies.......even wanted me to play dead in bed
She said I was too close for comfort.FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »He Lol'd when Saab dumped me for Marmite!
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I told him to buy some "Almond milk" and he thought I meant "nut juice"0
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He wanted a drink of milk when we were at a restaurant. ...he meant breast milk0
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