We broke up because...

dillon_88

My cat Collison didn't get along with her.

jiigglybutt

he had a deodorant clump in his armpit hair

jiigglybutt

he had nickleback lyrics tattooed

Carpedieznutz

He always gave me nightmares before Christmas

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pechepanda

i couldnt handle dating 3 girls, I only dated even numbers of people,

Carpedieznutz

She wouldn't wear her Panda suit when we role played

taco_inspector

Because "Someone" all of a sudden got "good taste" -- Like I'm not good enough or something...

jiigglybutt

his second toe was WAY longer than his big toe

pechepanda

she always wanted everything to be perfect... it was too much pressure

Carpedieznutz

She binded her foot and had no toes

BigEdge

she was constantly wanting sex, and I am more than just a pretty face and a hot body!! (miffed)

pechepanda

he couldnt keep up and made silly excuses for it

jiigglybutt

he wasn't more than just a pretty face and a hot body

kjm3579

She had this strange obsession with my toes.....

kjm3579

Denied an obsession with tattoos

jiigglybutt

he had more hair on the right toes than the left

kjm3579

She wanted to pluck out my hair

pechepanda

she had a foot fetish

kjm3579

Insisted on wearing her panda costume

pechepanda

hated pandas!

jiigglybutt

refused to wear panda costume in the black light

kjm3579

Had panda everything

pechepanda

he had a panda phobia

kjm3579

She has a panda fetish - it's hard to "perform" wearing a furry suit

pechepanda

he couldnt preform... needed way too much viagra and couldnt afford it

FabulousFantasticFifty

I found out that she spiked my Tea with Viagra she got off Craigslist!

Go_Mizzou99

Her favorite song was Henry the 8th I am I am...and she sang it constantly

FabulousFantasticFifty

He said I sang like a screeching Hyena!

Spnneil06

Her and my other wife couldn't get along.