We broke up because...
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Cause she has issues0
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she didn't like bacon0
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She was missing a few limbs - couldn't put her whole self into our relationship0
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She wanted to control the garage door opener. Wasted so much electricity0
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Frankly, it was the hairy butt0
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She didn't want to shave my butt0
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Hooked me up to a remote - I'm not into electroplay0
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He was afraid of my mom0
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talked too much about her mom0
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Had to push reset one too many times! ;p0
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He blew our entire grocery budget on meat for one meal.0
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she wouldn't eat meat0
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Would give her dog my toothbrush as a chew toy and not tell me0
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Had a weird fetish for off milk0
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Wanted us to breed like dogs0
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he wanted me to get rabies shots0
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Just wouldn't do as she was told...0
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she kept sayin nooo0
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He couldn't hear a word I said kept thinking I said no...when I said ...god...yesssss
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she kept bringing guys home and locking them in the basement0
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