The worst thing a woman can say to a man?

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  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
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    I don't like your friends....
    we're going to my parents house for the weekend....
    You're receding...
    did you do that with your ex? ( trap don't fall for it! )
    where have you been?!....
    :joy: I'd hate to be a man 0_o
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
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    determined_ella wrote: »
    I don't like your friends....
    we're going to my parents house for the weekend....
    You're receding...
    did you do that with your ex? ( trap don't fall for it! )
    where have you been?!....
    :joy: I'd hate to be a man 0_o

    It's all about having the right reply (in seq.)
    * They hate you too; that's why they're not here
    * Cool, your mom has a great rack!
    * You just NOW noticed?
    * Hell to the yeah, she was much more compliant
    * (I provide full details here, she'll prolly fall asleep from boredom)

    Being a guy isn't too bad (the extra bit in the paychecks is nice)...
  • The_left_turnover
    The_left_turnover Posts: 239 Member
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    Our new neighbour is cute. Let's go introduce ourselves
  • happykelly209
    happykelly209 Posts: 29 Member
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    ITS OVER
  • Carpedieznutz
    Carpedieznutz Posts: 1,166 Member
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    You really don't remember what today is?!
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
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    Can't believe you forgot!
  • The_left_turnover
    The_left_turnover Posts: 239 Member
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    My sister's beautiful isn't she?
  • Carpedieznutz
    Carpedieznutz Posts: 1,166 Member
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    I'm fine.
  • Misshodge64
    Misshodge64 Posts: 8,588 Member
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    I AM PREGNANT AGAIN
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
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    Carpedieznutz wrote: »
    I'm fine.
    B) yes, you are fine... :p

    That one does kinda pull the 'Mr.Fix-it' string...

    ... How 'bout, "Who was that?", which can be accompanied with "Where does she know you from?" (especially bad for me, since I suck @ names and work with a number of organizations each year.)
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
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    Honey, I want some ice cream.
  • ScorpioJack_91
    ScorpioJack_91 Posts: 5,241 Member
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    I love you after only 2-3 months of dating.
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
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    No, I don't love you back.
  • Misshodge64
    Misshodge64 Posts: 8,588 Member
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    YOUR NOT DOING RIGHT :D>:)
  • ddixon503
    ddixon503 Posts: 119 Member
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    "Do you even lift?"
  • krysmuree
    krysmuree Posts: 326 Member
    edited April 2015
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    "I'm fine."

    "It's nothing."

    "Don't worry about it."

    :p

    "Guess what day it is?!"

    "We're going grocery shopping with my mom." (Gets my SO every time!)
  • Misshodge64
    Misshodge64 Posts: 8,588 Member
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    ITS YOUR BABY
  • Carpedieznutz
    Carpedieznutz Posts: 1,166 Member
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    @standenvernet Well I do declare! :blush:

    So I was checking your emails...
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited April 2015
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    Carpedieznutz wrote: »
    @standenvernet Well I do declare! :blush:

    So I was checking your emails...
    spitcoffee.gif... Good, Someone ought'a! More than 300 new since this morning in my private email and the other 6 accounts share at least that volume ...
    Did'ja find anything interesting, dear?

    Really, much better than "Your mom and I had a talk today..."

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