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  • Carpedieznutz
    Carpedieznutz Posts: 1,166 Member
    He knows my every thought and movement because I am really Pinocchio and he is Geppetto
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Is only on here for the entertainment, sits on the couch and never works out
  • tibo1783
    tibo1783 Posts: 2,474 Member
    took his selfie while creeping in the little girls bathroom
  • 47Jacqueline
    47Jacqueline Posts: 6,993 Member
    That's really disturbing.^
  • Carpedieznutz
    Carpedieznutz Posts: 1,166 Member
    Has no idea what the peace sign means but throws it up in pictures anyways :p
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Has 3 faces in her picture because she has 3 personalities
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited April 2015
    Met @Carpedieznutz on a good day (only 3...; I wish! , at least Cerberus would sleep.)
  • tibo1783
    tibo1783 Posts: 2,474 Member
    Plays dominoes with his puppy Rex, and still loses
  • Carpedieznutz
    Carpedieznutz Posts: 1,166 Member
    Wears wife beaters because he beats his inflatable toy wife
  • tibo1783
    tibo1783 Posts: 2,474 Member
    Raises Tarantulas and sets them free at public schools
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,611 Member
    Invented the selfie stick
  • Sirrunsalot75
    Sirrunsalot75 Posts: 370 Member
    accidentally missed a button
  • tibo1783
    tibo1783 Posts: 2,474 Member
    is a professional car thief
  • Carpedieznutz
    Carpedieznutz Posts: 1,166 Member
    Updates the slang on Urban Dictionary daily
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    Still has the ten nuts that she took; not certain what she'll do with them.
  • Carpedieznutz
    Carpedieznutz Posts: 1,166 Member
    Clever, clever ^

    He wears fishnets better than I ever could, and he knows that I am totally jealous.
  • tibo1783
    tibo1783 Posts: 2,474 Member
    Goal is to be on GGW 10 Spring Breaks in a row..5 down
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited April 2015
    Carpedieznutz wrote: »
    Clever, clever ^
    He wears fishnets better than I ever could, and he knows that I am totally jealous.
    Yeah, true, but I so do hate shaving all the way up, and there's no way I'll be waxing, so I've largely given-up on the stockings no matter how much you enjoy em...

    @Carpedieznutz Loves the year-ending holidays, but struggles with purchasing the cold-water or allergen/dye free Tide to wash her celebratory firewood.

  • JeopardyRight
    JeopardyRight Posts: 331 Member
    Holds an annual 'fight club'
  • tibo1783
    tibo1783 Posts: 2,474 Member
    attends underground fight clubs as a contestant
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,611 Member
    Was lead mouse in the nutcracker for three years straight
  • kbxiii
    kbxiii Posts: 865 Member
    believes in not shampooing hair
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Wears a skirt and no knickers when shopping..
  • tibo1783
    tibo1783 Posts: 2,474 Member
    edited April 2015
    Kidnaps MFP hotties and keeps them in Jo's sex dungeon for her pleasure
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited April 2015
    tibo1783 wrote: »
    Kidnaps MFP hotties and keeps in them in Jo's sex dungeon for her pleasure

    Hahaha...thats not a lie :p

    Place tag on the freeway
  • kbxiii
    kbxiii Posts: 865 Member
    Is scared of lettuce.
  • tibo1783
    tibo1783 Posts: 2,474 Member
    throat jabs anyone who looks her directly in the eye. anyone
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,611 Member
    Stops and smells the roses
  • tibo1783
    tibo1783 Posts: 2,474 Member
    Moonlights as a Taxicab Confessions driver.. only its not HBO its her public youtube channel
  • JeopardyRight
    JeopardyRight Posts: 331 Member
    Cries when he watches the princess.bride

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