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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited April 2015
    Thinks cat tastes like chicken :#
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,611 Member
    Makes her boyfriends wear chicken costumes because she finds chickens "sexy"
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    Can't find a chicken costume that conceals her awesome figure enough ...
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,611 Member
    Is my skating partner
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited April 2015
    Occasionally "sneeks" onto the ice with "less than appropriate" undergarments, which will always make me stumble as we practice lifts (especially the Ina Bauer long lift we have near the 2-minute mark :blush: ).
  • tibo1783
    tibo1783 Posts: 2,474 Member
    Starred in the show Hoarding: Burried Alive
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,611 Member
    has 6 wives
    standenvernet wrote: »
    Occasionally "sneeks" onto the ice with "less than appropriate" undergarments, which will always make me stumble as we practice lifts.

    um not a lie
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    ... not complaining, but I've told you it can be unsafe, and you know how I hate falls.

    @Alisontheice prefers to travel by bus rather than fly.
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,611 Member
    Has an irrational fear of busses
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Eats live cockroaches...says they are nutty :s
  • tibo1783
    tibo1783 Posts: 2,474 Member
    edited April 2015
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Eats live cockroaches...says they are nutty :s
    classic!!!

    throws rocks at runners during Marathons.

  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Has to tuck his diiick into his sock to stop it getting gravel rash
  • JeopardyRight
    JeopardyRight Posts: 331 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Has to tuck his diiick into his sock to stop it getting gravel rash

    :o:D

    Writes childrens novels
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,611 Member
    Dated Alex Trebek
  • JeopardyRight
    JeopardyRight Posts: 331 Member
    Stole Alex Trebek away from me.
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,611 Member
    Whevener she goes shopping pretends to be one of the models on the Price is Right and shows off what she's about to buy
  • JeopardyRight
    JeopardyRight Posts: 331 Member
    Keeps a shovel, machete, 3 yards of cord and garbage bags in her trunk. Value priced at $145.24
  • riouxha
    riouxha Posts: 995 Member
    released a pet snake into the wild in florida and caused new loch ness monster scares
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,611 Member
    yesterday completed a 1,000,000 piece jigsaw puzzle. Started it last month
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    I serve her neat and not on ice
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Is australian..
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    Runs a charitable enterprise that focuses on producing reading materials for the visually impaired; currently exploring the possibilities for the production of adult material in their proprietary format.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Is as thick as a brick...illiterate and uneducated...
    Can't put 2 words together
  • JeopardyRight
    JeopardyRight Posts: 331 Member
    Runs a bikie gang
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited April 2015
    Shortly after the turn of the century, @JeopardyRight worked with 'The Greenskeepers' out of Chicago as a lyricist. She has hopes of penning her own work sometime in the future, possibly after she hits her MFP goal weight.
  • JeopardyRight
    JeopardyRight Posts: 331 Member
    standenvernet wrote: »
    Shortly after the turn of the century, @JeopardyRight worked with 'The Greenskeepers' out of Chicago as a lyricist. She has hopes of penning her own work sometime in the future, possibly after she hits her MFP goal weight.

    :o
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member
    Alex Trebek has a retraining order against her.
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    Enjoys her part-time employment as a magician's assistant, and is currently practicing to perform the "saw a lady in half" bit.
  • kangakev
    kangakev Posts: 2,430 Member
    He was the test pilot that flew the Boeing 747 for the first time
  • kbxiii
    kbxiii Posts: 865 Member
    Has super powers

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