Post a lie about the person above

She used to be a backup singer for Justin Beiber

Hates beards

Is a riverboat captain

Is a male burlesque dancer

Is from the Island of Invisible Dwarfs

That's true!

Never dresses like a colorful flower

Walks about naked all the time

has hair in her face to cover her eye patch

Has been tossed-out of and banned from the White Horse for his singing.

Giggles when she enters a sit-spin. For some reason as she works down into her shoot-the-duck position, she is reminded of Chuck Berry's duck-walk and begins to wonder if Mr. Berry actually did begin his career performing in carnival shooting galleries. These irrational thoughts conjure images driving her to giggle, downgrade the subsequent spin, or miss the spin entirely. (one saving grace is that her giggle is quite charming)

Teaches a belly dancing class for the elderly.

Frequently beats @Spnneil06 with her cane...

... or she steals my cane to beat @Spnneil06 , I forget how that happens

As can she, but only the Cursewords!

washes her face with mustard

He heard Spnneil was diggin for him, just didnt know it was a grave!