What is the person above hiding in their closet?

Baseball hat collection

A collection of hats of all shapes, and colors!

*surprise*...me

Adult toys

@slimgirljo15 is still in my closet and had better be good if she wants to get out

Lots of shoes

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his real identity

Resistance bands

musclegood_fatbad wrote: »

Squirrel traps

haha that made me giggle, how did ya know:p

Hes hiding a real life mermaid

The cure to balding, but is holding out for the big bucks and fame!

The treasure map from The Goonies

remnants from his first computer

A dress she borrowed from a friend. Except she looked so good in it she refuses to give it back although tells the friend she did intact give it back. One day she will wear it again