Finnish Blonde in a Casino

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kistinbee
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Sorry Men...but this was funny!!!

Finnish Blonde in a Casino

An attractive blonde from Helsinki arrived at a Casino and bet 50,000 dollars on a single roll of dice. She said "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude."

With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Come on baby, Mama needs new clothes!"

As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed...

"YES! YES! I WON, I WON!"

She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumb founded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"

The other answered, "I don't know- I thought you were watching."

Moral of the Story:

Not all Finns are stupid,
Not all Blondes are dumb,
But all men are men.

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  • kistinbee
    kistinbee Posts: 3,688 Member
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    Sorry Men...but this was funny!!!

    Finnish Blonde in a Casino

    An attractive blonde from Helsinki arrived at a Casino and bet 50,000 dollars on a single roll of dice. She said "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude."

    With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Come on baby, Mama needs new clothes!"

    As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed...

    "YES! YES! I WON, I WON!"

    She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.

    The dealers stared at each other dumb founded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"

    The other answered, "I don't know- I thought you were watching."

    Moral of the Story:

    Not all Finns are stupid,
    Not all Blondes are dumb,
    But all men are men.
  • ErinRNinMaine
    ErinRNinMaine Posts: 460 Member
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    I love this joke! I'm Finnish and blonde! Hmmm, maybe I ought to try this.........
  • pelelovesme
    pelelovesme Posts: 19
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    :laugh:
  • Jackie_W
    Jackie_W Posts: 1,676 Member
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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • strawberryblonde1
    strawberryblonde1 Posts: 105
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    :laugh: :bigsmile:
  • deec
    deec Posts: 19 Member
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    :laugh: :happy: Love it! Just when you think you MAY have heard them all ......
  • hgam1
    hgam1 Posts: 237 Member
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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • janiebeth
    janiebeth Posts: 2,509 Member
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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    love it - thanks,
  • Juliebean_1027
    Juliebean_1027 Posts: 713 Member
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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Thanks for the laughs! :flowerforyou:
  • kistinbee
    kistinbee Posts: 3,688 Member
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    Yah...it made me giggle! Hope everyone has at least one laugh today!:bigsmile:
  • jamerz3294
    jamerz3294 Posts: 1,824 Member
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    Dice? There were dice? I didn't see any dice? :drinker:
  • HannaSusi
    HannaSusi Posts: 857 Member
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    I did no such thing and at least you cant prove it >_>
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,642 Member
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    this only works for attractive women...
  • HannaSusi
    HannaSusi Posts: 857 Member
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    _John_ wrote: »
    this only works for attractive women...

    See, it wasn't me.

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