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  • haleklausen
    haleklausen Posts: 1,857 Member
    *kitten*
  • kbxiii
    kbxiii Posts: 865 Member
    edited April 2015
    Is a virgin
    syedaounabbas wrote: »
    kbxiii wrote: »
    Fakes an aussie accent
    Sleeps with at least 10 ppl every night.
  • syedaounabbas
    syedaounabbas Posts: 1,379 Member
    edited April 2015
    kbxiii wrote: »
    Is a virgin
    syedaounabbas wrote: »
    kbxiii wrote: »
    Fakes an aussie accent
    Sleeps with at least 10 ppl every night.

    He;s a virgin
    Drinks virgin blood and ***
    haleklausen wrote: »
    *kitten*
    licks my *kitten* afterwards.
  • SuzyQAzureblue
    SuzyQAzureblue Posts: 4,256 Member
    He had too many uses for his ****
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    Uses foul languages while at church!
  • haleklausen
    haleklausen Posts: 1,857 Member
    Syedaoundnabba needs a mirror in order to see his dick
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Has 20 children by 10 mothers ...and counting
  • SuzyQAzureblue
    SuzyQAzureblue Posts: 4,256 Member
    He was obessed at staring at himself in the mirror
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    Constantly broke the mirrors because she was jealous of my good looks
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Couldn't fight his way out of a wet paper bag :#
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Is a gigolo on the weekends
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Actually lives in a condo in Philadelphia
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Is replacing his dear heart with a blow up doll :'(
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Is replacing his dear heart with a blow up doll :'(

    Not replacing, just adding her to the party .......

  • jlima845
    jlima845 Posts: 388 Member
    Paying child support to 8 different mothers
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Is in the witness protection program.....he has had extensive cosmetic surgery to hide his identity ....6 months ago he was wanda the 60 year old pole dancer :o
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Likes the blow up doll better than me..... :s
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Poked holes in the blow up doll....so I would come back to him :p
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Wore out the doll and keeps me up all night....
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Bought a new doll so he could get some rest
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Took the doll away because she was jealous
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    He took that damn doll out to dinner and dancing ...hell yes I was jealous
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Just called me from Kennedy airport -- want's to spend the weekend in NY for dinners and dancing
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Stood me up...im still at the airport
    ..said he saw me and I was below his standards :|
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Stood me up...im still at the airport
    ..said he saw me and I was below his standards :|

    No, I went together our tact & I said keep standing so I can see you in the crowds!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    I was standing at the airport and I saw him running and screaming out the doors...

  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    No worries Jo, His blow-up got a puncture, farted, and flew out to the transport stop. He'll be back as soon as he stuffs her into his suitcase.

    @slimgirljo15 Recently had a pole installed in her bedroom to support her workout. The pole is horizontal, about 18" above the floor - apparently used for binding less-cooperative workout partners...
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    I was standing at the airport and I saw him running and screaming out the doors...
    That was my evil twin, Skippy -- you've got to stay away from that guy...... I'll be right there to pick you up
  • jrline
    jrline Posts: 2,353 Member
    Dream car is a AMC Pacer
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Is an Eskimo who lives in an igloo

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