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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited April 2015
    Has an evil twin called skippy

    kjm3579 wrote: »
    I was standing at the airport and I saw him running and screaming out the doors...
    That was my evil twin, Skippy -- you've got to stay away from that guy...... I'll be right there to pick you up
    Ok but hurry ..nobody understands australian. .
    kjm3579 wrote: »
    Is an Eskimo who lives in an igloo

  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Coming right up, mate!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    He was a ship mate in the Navy way back when and still thinks he's there!
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    We bunked together in the Navy -- it was a very progressive ship we were assigned to
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Has an evil twin called skippy

    kjm3579 wrote: »
    I was standing at the airport and I saw him running and screaming out the doors...
    That was my evil twin, Skippy -- you've got to stay away from that guy...... I'll be right there to pick you up
    Ok but hurry ..nobody understands australian. .
    kjm3579 wrote: »
    Is an Eskimo who lives in an igloo

    Australian -- they were thinking of Austrian -- people here aren't so good with geography -- that's why they were trying to talk german.........

  • jrline
    jrline Posts: 2,353 Member
    things the Hokey pokey is what life is all about
  • PerfectMisfit
    PerfectMisfit Posts: 360 Member
    Thinks he's part fish
  • therealblackdahlia
    therealblackdahlia Posts: 3,110 Member
    He's an amphibian
  • jrline
    jrline Posts: 2,353 Member
    really only an A cup
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She wears these every night for bed
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  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    Spits in the pit while cooking for her guests.
  • jrline
    jrline Posts: 2,353 Member
    takes selfies constantly
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited April 2015
    Recently crowned "First Place Reverse-Diving Champion" by the Etowah Water and Sewer Authority for his recent settling-pond work with liquid waste
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Was a Judge in this competition as well as the previous Title Holder!
  • iamangrydoug
    iamangrydoug Posts: 1,020 Member
    She looks SOOO happy in her profile pic.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    edited April 2015
    Her name's really Doug and is so Angry she throws rocks at Old People walking their poodles!

    Just kidding, his name's really Sally!
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
    when I told her to go clean the house.... she went round spitting and licking all the door knobs
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited April 2015
    @FabulousFantasticFifty is required to wear 2-piece bathing suits so that the general public does not confuse her with Esther Williams (and sweaters are also forbidden!)
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  • ScorpioJack_91
    ScorpioJack_91 Posts: 5,241 Member
    when I told her to go clean the house.... she went round spitting and licking all the door knobs

    Is really an amateur porn star named Boobie Princess.
  • Nicospan
    Nicospan Posts: 1,175 Member
    Introvert
  • iamangrydoug
    iamangrydoug Posts: 1,020 Member
    Is an member of a kitten-kicking organization
  • Carpedieznutz
    Carpedieznutz Posts: 1,166 Member
    Likes to confuse people with their username and picture :p
  • ScorpioJack_91
    ScorpioJack_91 Posts: 5,241 Member
    Likes to confuse people with their username and picture :p

    Likes nuts of all shapes and sizes....that's why she has the word "nutz" in her profile name. Plus...she's nuts.
  • MaxPower0102
    MaxPower0102 Posts: 2,654 Member
    Waited in line for the grand opening of the Harry Pottery Barn at the mall. Was very upset she couldn't find the Hufflepuff Desk Lamp.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Because he was the first one there!
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    She always has to be first ....
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    Does not understand that a lady always goes first; that's why a gentleman will always open a door for his lady and allow her to go first...

    ... well that and IEDs and stuff; y'never know
  • therealblackdahlia
    therealblackdahlia Posts: 3,110 Member
    Has an evil twin brother
  • bethyv1030
    bethyv1030 Posts: 226 Member
    She is a pastors wife
  • stevedawson2007
    stevedawson2007 Posts: 16 Member
    Has two husbands