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Alisontheice wrote: »

Thinks vowels are snobby

Oh, I still try to move my vowels regularly, but that's something a little more private.


@BlackScorpio91 Purchased a nice ZR1 just because it matched his new shoes.

Alisontheice wrote: »

believes people who wear glasses are smarter than he is

Wine glasses?

Is related to royalty (I overheard something about her being a royal something-or-other)

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Believes all roads lead to Lansing, Michigan

well, more to Flint, but they've been foreclosed upon past that point...

Discovered that she has a unique skill for determining the gender of peanuts. While there is a distinct niche market for female peanuts, the male nuts are less well sought after.

Lives in South Jersey with her Dear Heart

Breeds duck billed playtipi

Is having coffee with his Dear Heart Monday

Was casted for Magic Mike but then decided to give the lead to Channing Tatum!

she used to live on a farm training horses.... then when she married she won the lottery to which she bought a mansion with 30 staff to up keep the place... now she rests on a chaise being fed grapes and fine wines

is secretly plotting a plan to become ruler of Australia and to rule the world! ;p

Has the largest collection of porn anyone's seen