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  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Spent the Day in Colorado visiting every Cannabis shop just for their free joints! :sunglasses:
  • kbxiii
    kbxiii Posts: 865 Member
    Won the lottery and kept it hush hush, spends wealth secretly on solo vacations..
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited April 2015
    Steals the shopping-carts (trolleys, buggies) from the local grocery stores and bends them so that the casters will oscillate and push all wonky. When questioned about this behavior, recalled several of her toddler-era experiences, where she began to giggle riding in her mother's cart, and how her giggle "sounded funny" from the induced vibrato; experts suspect that there is more to this than has been shared.
  • kbxiii
    kbxiii Posts: 865 Member
    standenvernet wrote: »
    Steals the shopping-carts (trolleys, buggies) from the local grocery stores and bends them so that the castors will oscillate and push all wonky. When questioned about this behavior, recalled several of her toddler-era experiences, where she began to giggle riding in her mother's cart, and how her giggle "sounded funny" from the induced vibrato.

    LOL!!!
    Please tell me you considered writing fiction books? You're too good to waste your talent on MFP!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She is not correct about stan at all!!!
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    Works as a detective for MPF ferreting-out members that enter deceptive age values. Her validation techniques are somewhat unorthodox, as she will sever the suspected MFP offender horizontally at their waist, and count the growth-rings for comparison with the MFP profile birth-date entry.
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Uses a fake profile picture and is actually a anorexic young woman.
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    Eats coffee beans as candy
  • SwedishSarah
    SwedishSarah Posts: 4,350 Member
    Starts riots all the time in crowded places.
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »
    Used to date Rosie O'Donnel ;p

    Oh no you di'int!
  • SuzyQAzureblue
    SuzyQAzureblue Posts: 4,256 Member
    Jumps motor bikes evil knevil style in Vegas
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Runs ultra races just for fun
  • kbxiii
    kbxiii Posts: 865 Member
    calls in sick way too often..
  • SuzyQAzureblue
    SuzyQAzureblue Posts: 4,256 Member
    Was turned down by Cosmo to be on the cover
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    edited April 2015
    Likes to flip off Nuns
  • SuzyQAzureblue
    SuzyQAzureblue Posts: 4,256 Member
    likes to swim in the ocean naked
  • _QueenE_
    _QueenE_ Posts: 459 Member
    No
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,611 Member
    Is very positive?
  • groovigyrl
    groovigyrl Posts: 72 Member
    Pole dances for a living.
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited April 2015
    Familiar with pole dancers through her association with a commercial cleaning service. Her personal specialty relates to stain removal from low-alloy metals. Basically, she removes the indelible residue of broken dreams, a$s, and daddy's disappointment.
  • fr3smyl
    fr3smyl Posts: 1,418 Member
    Refuses to drink water. He will only intake water in its solid forms (snow, ice, etc.)
  • JeopardyRight
    JeopardyRight Posts: 331 Member
    syedaounabbas wrote: »
    JeopardyRight wrote: »
    Goes around the county collecting hogwarts letters so no one can go to school.

    has devised conspiracy theories for everything (even one for her typos.....)

    My thumb don't listen when I am tired. :'(
  • JeopardyRight
    JeopardyRight Posts: 331 Member
    @fr3smyl Once shot a man for chewing loudly.
  • syedaounabbas
    syedaounabbas Posts: 1,379 Member
    is a midget and recently lost her miniature horsy.
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Is always so serious, never sees humor in anything and has never even cracked a smile
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,611 Member
    Hates the MFP forums
  • syedaounabbas
    syedaounabbas Posts: 1,379 Member
    loves the forums more than her own children :o
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Is the father of several of those children, but she won't tell which ones
  • syedaounabbas
    syedaounabbas Posts: 1,379 Member
    edited April 2015
    has the DNA samples for all of them but won't help me out.... @kjm3579
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited April 2015
    Invented the finger splint in 1608 as the result of a mishap during a bar crawl. While exiting the pub near Kings Cross, his best mate, Fred, unintentionally stepped on his finger crushing it; with several more pubs to go, @syedaounabbas bound is damaged digit to the broken handle of a beer mug with twine, thus inventing the splint.

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