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  • JeopardyRight
    JeopardyRight Posts: 331 Member
    Once told me 'words mean things sound stuff' and farted on my guinea pig
  • syedaounabbas
    syedaounabbas Posts: 1,379 Member
    every time she farts, it is the Yo-Yo fart.
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    edited April 2015
    Has a daily ritual that involves looking in the mirror and talking to himself
  • syedaounabbas
    syedaounabbas Posts: 1,379 Member
    PewterSky wrote: »
    Has a daily ritual that involves looking in the mirror and talking to himself
    But that is not a lie. I like to motivate myself :p

    She has expired 7 of her 9 lives.
  • akiba254
    akiba254 Posts: 209 Member
    Watched a gay porn by accident. Kept waiting for the women to come but they never did
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    As he catches a fish, he'll give it a name, most often the name of an ex-wife or ex-girlfriend. This helps him later; he can be both more tender and efficient as he cleans and fillets the day's catch.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Played Terry "The Toad" in American Graffiti!
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    She can't stand the sight of me! I gross her out!
  • jrline
    jrline Posts: 2,353 Member
    she's a stalker
  • jessupbrady
    jessupbrady Posts: 508 Member
    Is a double agent for Nepal and Tunisia
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    is the true inspiration for "Dog with a blog"
  • 4ever420
    4ever420 Posts: 4,088 Member
    Hates people in general
  • jrline
    jrline Posts: 2,353 Member
    raises opossums
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Spent April 20th picketing the Festival in Denver!
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    dresses like an opposum and let's @4ever420 raise him.
  • jessupbrady
    jessupbrady Posts: 508 Member
    Stole a train and took it for a joy ride
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    likes to steal gum from the store for the thrill of it.
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    @Spnneil06 : She digs me.
  • SwedishSarah
    SwedishSarah Posts: 4,350 Member
    Has 5 wives.
  • jessupbrady
    jessupbrady Posts: 508 Member
    Poses as the bearded lady for the local carnival
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    LilacTea wrote: »
    Has 5 wives.
    or as we say'round here... Nothing left, but sadness.

    @LilacTea , Chases cars to see if there's any cute guys inside. Unfortunately, can only catch the broken POS cars, which typically contain adolescent boys only, or others that she has no preference for.

  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Seems to have a thing for adolescent boys -- might be as a result of "the incident" which he will never talk about.
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited April 2015
    Knows that I'm bound by a court order (part of the settlement) that I'm not permitted to disclose where the good father @kjm3579 touched me.
  • JeopardyRight
    JeopardyRight Posts: 331 Member
    Is a complete tattle tail.
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    Enjoys sleeping along side paths in the forest; typically next to, or partially covered by a fallen tree.
  • JeopardyRight
    JeopardyRight Posts: 331 Member
    standenvernet wrote: »
    Enjoys sleeping along side paths in the forest; typically next to, or partially covered by a fallen tree.

    But thats true.
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    JeopardyRight wrote: »
    standenvernet wrote: »
    Enjoys sleeping along side paths in the forest; typically next to, or partially covered by a fallen tree.

    But thats true.

    OK then:
    Wears a hat made from the left buttock cheek skin harvested from a local college student who was out running on one of the local forested paths.

  • jessupbrady
    jessupbrady Posts: 508 Member
    After deciding to go back to school, he decided running would be a good way to burn off the stress. One day he was running down a forest trail and blacked out only to wake up in a hospital to learn the skin from his left buttock cheek is missing.
  • JeopardyRight
    JeopardyRight Posts: 331 Member
    Once attempted to catch a madwoman in the forest.
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,611 Member
    often runs through the forest warning of a madwoman. That madwoman is her

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