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LiftingRiot

Has an imaginary snow man friend

kjm3579

Dates his imaginary friends

Alisontheice

Has an imaginary pet he takes on walks to the park.

Noelv1976

Wears granny panties with her gym clothes

Alisontheice

Spies on me

LiftingRiot

It's called stalking and she is a pro at it. They call her the super creeper

Noelv1976

LiftingRiot wrote: »

It's called stalking and she is a pro at it. They call her the super creeper

Her boyfriend's Mr Jeepers Creeper

Alisontheice

Plays first violin in the Boston. Pops

MrJThomasEsq

Played second fiddle in Fiddler On The Roof.

LiftingRiot

Plays the rusty trombone!!!

Alisontheice

Understudy for the role of phantom in a way off Broadway production

MrJThomasEsq

Keeps his "trombone" extra shiny.

LiftingRiot

Writes with a quill pen and has a statue of himself.

MrJThomasEsq

Once asked for whom the bellvtolled.

Alisontheice

Believes his red solo cup has magical powers

taco_inspector

It tolls for thee @MrJThomasEsq

Alisontheice

Believes he is 30

taco_inspector

Wishes I was (as do I)

LiftingRiot

She learned everything about ice skating from me

Alisontheice

Was a pro basketball player but got banned for spinning the ball on his finger.

taco_inspector

@LiftingRiot Works part time with a Steeler's Wheel cover band currently touring in Arkansas


@Alisontheice Is not entirely cognizant -- and that wasn't a basketball he was spinning on his finger during that skating lesson

MrJThomasEsq

Once shaved her legs wit a potato peeler.

falcon68gt

we met in jail

Alisontheice

Really thinks he's a bird

falcon68gt

thinks I cant fly

Alisontheice

He believes he can fly, he believes he can touch the sky

MissMary75044

Ate a can of frosting for breakfast

JeopardyRight

Runs a money laundering service.

aPiratesLife31

is so very mean

MissMary75044

Went to clown college