What does the person above you do for a hobby?

Sells stock photos of children to senile seniors, pretending they are their grandchildren

creates mice for her imaginary cat:

Teaches old dogs nude tricks...

It's a sickness, I can't help it. He-Man's unrealistic portrayal of masculinity poisoned my young mind in the 80s

Juggles jellyfish, joyously juices, jiggles jello

Distracts people from important work

video games

Sketches clouds in the fresh summer air.

@FabulousFantasticFifty heh! that's an interesting compliment! I've never even watched a make-up tutorial video though.
I think you swim across strong-coursing rivers in your spare time.

moonlights for Animal Planet

hits up college parties on days off