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  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    I beg your pardon, sir?
  • cdcruizer05
    cdcruizer05 Posts: 1,006 Member
    Has a third breast on her back
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    Is a lingerie designer for women (and men) with extra breasts.
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    Purchased a VERY sexi "manziere" for me from @cdcruizer05 -- quite nice indeed; supports the moobs nicely
  • cdcruizer05
    cdcruizer05 Posts: 1,006 Member
    standenvernet wrote: »
    Purchased a VERY sexi "manziere" for me from @cdcruizer05 -- quite nice indeed; supports the moobs nicely



    Lol glad @suzreen is a happy customer and thank u for referring @standenvernet to our wonderful line of moob wear!
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    cdcruizer05 wrote: »
    Lol glad @suzreen is a happy customer and thank u for referring @standenvernet to our wonderful line of moob wear!

    I'm totally stoked to see how that new piece works for me ... Wha'd you call it, a "Thing-String"? I'll send ya photos, just like last time ;)

  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    He has a six toed cat named Mort that tells fortunes. That is how he made all his money -- with Mort's stock picks.
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    She's on MFP to gain massive amounts of weight
  • Carpedieznutz
    Carpedieznutz Posts: 1,166 Member
    Writes lifetime movies to 'honor' the victims but really just pockets the profits
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    She wears that cheerleader outfit every Monday, and does her routine at the bus stop, cheering on all the other downtrodden commuters.
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    has a weird "relation" with a scarecrow in her farm.
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    Recently purchased a new rain-coat (London Fog trench-coat style), and a 100-count box of non-textured lightly powdered latex exam gloves for his Monday bus rides.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,936 Member
    Is really a hermit who never gets out and socializes with the world!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Prefers no makeup ;)
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    He wishes he could hang out with alisontheice
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited April 2015
    @suzreen Recently discovered that Pepsi can be used as a solvent to remove bugs from her flawless complexion without caloric gain or loss of essential skin moisture; the clean is both thorough, and exfoliating. In a somewhat related note, she now gathers much of her protein on her bike rides by skimming insect directly from the air and/or gathering waylaid roadkill squirrels.
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    use to be a college professor...use to be because he had to quit due to his weakness to college girls
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    A highly specialized employee for a large Christmas decoration manufacturer. He has special skills at drilling the tiny mounting holes in the bottoms of tree-top angel figures.
  • sznsido
    sznsido Posts: 136 Member
    likes to polish his toenails in the shower because he thinks they'll dry quicker
  • cdcruizer05
    cdcruizer05 Posts: 1,006 Member
    The real author of fifty shades of grey
  • sznsido
    sznsido Posts: 136 Member
    tried to find a pair of eyeglasses most like steve erkel
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    She is very wealthy because she dumpster dives for all of life's necessities. She does not squander our natural resources.
  • sznsido
    sznsido Posts: 136 Member
    bites her toenails
  • sznsido
    sznsido Posts: 136 Member
    buys clothes from goodwill and sews designer labels on them
  • MissMary75044
    MissMary75044 Posts: 517 Member
    stole a bottle of liquor from the local corner store
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    shared the stolen bottle of liquor with sznsido
  • MissMary75044
    MissMary75044 Posts: 517 Member
    fed alka seltzer to pigeons
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    she ate the pigeons I cooked after feeding them alka seltzer.
  • MissMary75044
    MissMary75044 Posts: 517 Member
    helped me sell the leftovers as a fine delicacy, squab with citron foam and we made a fortune
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    she is the reason bobby flay is getting a divorce

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