Your stupidest joke

KierstyPants
KierstyPants Posts: 468 Member
edited September 2024 in Chit-Chat
double post.. ><

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  • jonbobfrog
    jonbobfrog Posts: 294 Member
    Two muffins were in an oven.
    One muffin looked at the other muffin and said, "boy, it sure is hot in here."
    The second muffin said, "OH MY GOD A TALKING MUFFIN!!"
  • humblemonkey
    humblemonkey Posts: 576 Member
    believe it ACTUALLY goes like this:
    knock knock.
    whos there?
    apple.
    apple who?
    knock knock.
    whos there?
    apple.
    apple who?
    knock knock.
    whos there?
    apple.
    APPLE WHO?
    knock knock.
    whos there?
    orange.
    Orange who?
    ORANGE you glad i didnt say apple??

    orange sounds like "arent" kind of...

    that was the joke i told EVERYONE when i was like....5.


    So what do you call a cow with no legs?? GROUND BEEF.
    What do you call a man with no arms and no legs....
    -in the sea? BOB
    -on your wall? ART
    -on your porch? MATT
  • rgoodearl
    rgoodearl Posts: 357 Member
    Where was the first doughnut made in.....Grease :laugh:
  • KLo924
    KLo924 Posts: 379 Member
    So a grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey! We've got a drink named after you!" The grasshopper says, "You've got a drink named Steve?"

    (omg I love stupid jokes - great post!)
  • avalonms
    avalonms Posts: 2,468 Member
    Two vultures board an airplane, each carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at them and says: “I’m sorry, gentlemen, only one carrion allowed per passenger."
  • Becca_007
    Becca_007 Posts: 596 Member
    believe it ACTUALLY goes like this:
    knock knock.
    whos there?
    apple.
    apple who?
    knock knock.
    whos there?
    apple.
    apple who?
    knock knock.
    whos there?
    apple.
    APPLE WHO?
    knock knock.
    whos there?
    orange.
    Orange who?
    ORANGE you glad i didnt say apple??

    orange sounds like "arent" kind of...

    that was the joke i told EVERYONE when i was like....5.

    What happened to banana in that joke? Must be a couple versions:tongue:
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