Add me if your gay and have to keep your eyes closed in the locker room

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sarahazelnut99
sarahazelnut99 Posts: 307 Member
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ive bumped into so many lockers with my eyes closed :-/

Ugh sorry for the early dose of honesty.
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  • DirrtyH
    DirrtyH Posts: 664 Member
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    What if I'm (mostly) not gay but I just love your thread?
  • _Waffle_
    _Waffle_ Posts: 13,049 Member
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    What if I DON'T close my eyes.
  • usmcmp
    usmcmp Posts: 21,220 Member
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    Everyone looks, even if they aren't interested. People are curious about others bodies. I'd look at men's naked bodies and not necessarily want more from them.
  • Cranquistador
    Cranquistador Posts: 39,744 Member
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    emily_stew wrote: »
    My gay what?

    Eyes?
  • _Waffle_
    _Waffle_ Posts: 13,049 Member
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    usmcmp wrote: »
    Everyone looks, even if they aren't interested. People are curious about others bodies. I'd look at men's naked bodies and not necessarily want more from them.
    Get out of the men's locker room!
  • sarahazelnut99
    sarahazelnut99 Posts: 307 Member
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    Lol
    usmcmp wrote: »
    Everyone looks, even if they aren't interested. People are curious about others bodies. I'd look at men's naked bodies and not necessarily want more from them.

    Nothing about me is curious haha please.
  • shrinkingletters
    shrinkingletters Posts: 1,008 Member
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    I keep my eyes closed in the locker room, but mostly for my pyschological well being.
  • QueerAbuela
    QueerAbuela Posts: 23 Member
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    honestly I find myself glancing at some girls in the locker rooms the few times I go in... I never mean to, it just happens!! Or at least that's what I tell myself. :D
  • brcossette
    brcossette Posts: 89 Member
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    i dont blame you for looking at those naked women
  • dirtydirtysouf
    dirtydirtysouf Posts: 26 Member
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    Not gay but the post mad me laff
  • sjbelle08
    sjbelle08 Posts: 1 Member
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    Ugh. Right?! I'm glad someone else feels me on this.
  • shrinkingletters
    shrinkingletters Posts: 1,008 Member
    edited April 2015
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    All joking aside, I will never look past a cursory glance if there are nude bodies in the locker room. I mind my own business. I figure if I'd be uncomfortable with a guy staring me down (which I am), then it wouldn't be cool for the reverse.
  • myfelinepal
    myfelinepal Posts: 13,000 Member
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    I like to sit on the benches in the hopes of getting accidentally dick slapped in the face.
  • myfelinepal
    myfelinepal Posts: 13,000 Member
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    emily_stew wrote: »
    myfelinepal wrote: »
    I like to sit on the benches in the hopes of getting accidentally dick slapped in the face.

    It's more fun if it's a surprise, right?

    That's why I keep my eyes closed, like the OP.
  • lillyrose2020
    lillyrose2020 Posts: 178 Member
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    myfelinepal wrote: »
    I like to sit on the benches in the hopes of getting accidentally dick slapped in the face.

    Favourite MFP post I've ever seen. Possibly my favourite post on the whole interweb.
  • TheVirgoddess
    TheVirgoddess Posts: 4,535 Member
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    myfelinepal wrote: »
    I like to sit on the benches in the hopes of getting accidentally dick slapped in the face.

    You win 12 internets.

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