The worst thing a woman can say to a man?

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  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    My *kitten* is bigger than your penis
  • johnnylakis
    johnnylakis Posts: 812 Member
    leonidas_and_spartacus wrote: »
    Is it in yet?
    like

  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Let me know when we're done
  • deviboy1592
    deviboy1592 Posts: 989 Member
    Wow...... Do you own a razor? Kinda bushy.
  • deviboy1592
    deviboy1592 Posts: 989 Member
    Sex is just for making babies.
  • yourradimradletshug
    yourradimradletshug Posts: 964 Member
    kami3006 wrote: »
    "I had that same issue when I was a guy"

    LOL this!^^^^
  • MissKalhan
    MissKalhan Posts: 2,282 Member
    **insert full name here** That's when you know you are in TROUBLE!
  • DeadliftAddict
    DeadliftAddict Posts: 746 Member
    The baby is yours. :/
  • jazzine1
    jazzine1 Posts: 280 Member
    edited April 2015
    awwww its so tiny and cute
  • MonkeyMel21
    MonkeyMel21 Posts: 2,396 Member
    What do guys feel like when they hear "It's definitely not the smallest I've been with."? Like seriously, how am I supposed to respond to you asking me if the size is ok? Tell me?!
  • deviboy1592
    deviboy1592 Posts: 989 Member
    yourradimradletshug wrote: »
    kami3006 wrote: »
    "I had that same issue when I was a guy"

    LOL this!^^^^

    Missed that one.
  • Monkey_Business
    Monkey_Business Posts: 1,800 Member
    MonkeyMel21 wrote: »
    What do guys feel like when they hear "It's definitely not the smallest I've been with."? Like seriously, how am I supposed to respond to you asking me if the size is ok? Tell me?!

    A gentleman does not ask. just saying....
  • MonkeyMel21
    MonkeyMel21 Posts: 2,396 Member
    Monkey_Business wrote: »
    MonkeyMel21 wrote: »
    What do guys feel like when they hear "It's definitely not the smallest I've been with."? Like seriously, how am I supposed to respond to you asking me if the size is ok? Tell me?!

    A gentleman does not ask. just saying....

    In my experience, the only ones that DON'T ask, are the ones that are big enough to not feel the need to ask, lol. I've gotten the question multiple times.
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    I don't feel the need to ask, but a lot of guys get off on a power trip thinking they are so huge and they are stuffing some women with more than she has ever thought possible and she will never be the same again after they are done..... not likely in the real world....
  • MonkeyMel21
    MonkeyMel21 Posts: 2,396 Member
    kjm3579 wrote: »
    I don't feel the need to ask, but a lot of guys get off on a power trip thinking they are so huge and they are stuffing some women with more than she has ever thought possible and she will never be the same again after they are done..... not likely in the real world....

    hahaha, that's too funny, but no, again, not my experience.... :(
  • MonkeyMel21
    MonkeyMel21 Posts: 2,396 Member
    MonkeyMel21 wrote: »
    What do guys feel like when they hear "It's definitely not the smallest I've been with."? Like seriously, how am I supposed to respond to you asking me if the size is ok? Tell me?!

    I'm actually serious about getting an answer to this question, lol. Come on guys, I know at least some of you have asked this!!! Do you want full on truth? Half truth? Or a believable lie?
  • andympanda
    andympanda Posts: 763 Member
    You can borrow one of my bras until we can buy you a bigger one
  • Monkey_Business
    Monkey_Business Posts: 1,800 Member
    MonkeyMel21 wrote: »
    MonkeyMel21 wrote: »
    What do guys feel like when they hear "It's definitely not the smallest I've been with."? Like seriously, how am I supposed to respond to you asking me if the size is ok? Tell me?!

    I'm actually serious about getting an answer to this question, lol. Come on guys, I know at least some of you have asked this!!! Do you want full on truth? Half truth? Or a believable lie?

    might make an interesting thread. OP might not like this one being hijacked. Make and I do believe they will come :-)
  • blondeinnj
    blondeinnj Posts: 3,215 Member
    I got a headache
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    So last night at the bar...........
  • TigerLilly98a
    TigerLilly98a Posts: 1,051 Member
    I'm sorry I thought you were someone else
  • hotnumber
    hotnumber Posts: 222 Member
    Are you done yet?
  • blondeinnj
    blondeinnj Posts: 3,215 Member
    My ex use to do it this way...
  • Ianultrarunner
    Ianultrarunner Posts: 184 Member
    Don't you have somewhere else you have to be?
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    My fingers are thicker than you :o
  • MonkeyMel21
    MonkeyMel21 Posts: 2,396 Member
    edited April 2015
    Monkey_Business wrote: »
    MonkeyMel21 wrote: »
    MonkeyMel21 wrote: »
    What do guys feel like when they hear "It's definitely not the smallest I've been with."? Like seriously, how am I supposed to respond to you asking me if the size is ok? Tell me?!

    I'm actually serious about getting an answer to this question, lol. Come on guys, I know at least some of you have asked this!!! Do you want full on truth? Half truth? Or a believable lie?

    might make an interesting thread. OP might not like this one being hijacked. Make and I do believe they will come :-)

    haha, you're probably right! I actually did go to my other site that I frequent and made a thread with a poll!! Got plenty of responses on there, it's all women though, but entertaining to hear their experiences.


    eta: these threads on here are so weird that they hardly ever allow for discussion, so sometimes I get carried away..
  • Bennysammysofie39
    Bennysammysofie39 Posts: 199 Member
    Deeper
  • jackiereaves
    jackiereaves Posts: 95 Member
    It looks bigger than it feels
  • MissMary75044
    MissMary75044 Posts: 517 Member
    It won't fit.
  • blondeinnj
    blondeinnj Posts: 3,215 Member
    Oh *kitten* the hubby is home
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