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Mars, so I came back

and then commenced to say

I performed the Heimlich maneuver

hair was ripped out violently

startling the llamas and causing

stop them spitting and pooping

fortunately, there were expert handlers

handcuffs and ducktape was mandatory

tendency to leap to the

Dung heap behind his car

so stripped and immersed themselves

During which he saw a

He jumped up in sheer

Justin Beiber in a tutu

girl monkey and getting slobber