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Let's start a story.... add 5 words
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Thousand pu$$ies...dripping from the
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Oh geeze you went there0
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And there and there and0
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Then the techno funk started0
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and their shoes started to0
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Which wasn't all that bad0
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They jerked and bucked in0
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The store while groping two0
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Their sex gods when they0
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their Omniscient Creator very quietly.0
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Stripped and ran for the0
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Thought x-ray their cervix now.0
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Their minds were toasted as0
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Spat at them and put0
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And pushed them down on0
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Them till their cheeks glowed0
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She would ask if he0
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Wanted some hot candle wax0
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Which he promptly ate. Tasty.0
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and tenderized it with salt0
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at which he shouted out;0
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This damn thing is slimey0
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But that didn't slow down0
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Crazy Mc crazy from trying0
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to solve a quadratic equation0
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That has him puzzled from0
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Dawn to dark he thought0
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He could but he wasn't0
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Sure his answer was correct0
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So he Googled it but0
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