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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Cant play a single musical note :p
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Is spending this summer on the Jersey Shore
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Does not like his dear heart
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Does not like his dear heart
    Blasphemy !!! You will be tortured for such untruths!!!
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    She's really from New Zealand
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Is swedish and his real name is sven
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Is one of 22 children in her family -- that take turns being the one who gets to eat that day
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited May 2015
    Was a contracted understudy for the the role of Supreme Chancellor Palpatine (Darth Sidious) for the musical adaptation of Star Wars that had been scheduled to open off-Broadway in the fall of 2016. Unfortunately, the opening has been postponed due to a reliance on several key performers, who still cannot secure their mothers' permission to appear in the show.
  • cdcruizer05
    cdcruizer05 Posts: 1,006 Member
    the voice of Yoda
  • Annr
    Annr Posts: 2,765 Member
    Is really a lumberjack undercover agent.....Promoting the positive aspect of cleaning your teeth with a pine cone.......:-)
  • Gabrielm80
    Gabrielm80 Posts: 1,458 Member
    Is an animator but doesn't know how to draw hands
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    Everyday he goes to Starbucks and makes a new rap to give his order.
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Runs a marathon each day to burn off the calories from her Pepsi addiction
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    He used to work for Santa, but he gave it up to move to Hawaii and work for the Easter bunny instead.
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Wanted to date me once I move to Hawaii but with all of the running each day she has no time for anything else
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    She was stunt double for Jean Smart back on Season 5 of 24
    suzreen wrote: »
    He used to work for Santa, but he gave it up to move to Hawaii and work for the Easter bunny instead.

  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    Uses the name Jason Bourne when he orders his coffee everyday and also eats a high calorie sugary croissant
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    He likes ponder whether a tree makes a sound if it falls in the woods and no one is there to hear it. He often wonders whether bears do *kitten* in the woods as well.
  • aaronff63
    aaronff63 Posts: 54 Member
    Works a hot dog cart in NYC.
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    edited May 2015
    Drives a shady looking ice cream van that does not sell icecream
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    Can work her pedicures with her feet while watching TV and knitting or reading a book.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Poops skittles and farts rose perfume :#
  • LillyMay14
    LillyMay14 Posts: 100 Member
    Is a dude in a body suit.
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    :) Loves fresh Skittles :D
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Lives in the research station in Antartica
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Is a sailor with a girl in every port
  • cdcruizer05
    cdcruizer05 Posts: 1,006 Member
    Has a booger collection
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    All he eats is choc coated boogers...
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Lives in the U.S. but tells everyone she's Aussie
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Wants to be celibate and join the priesthood

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