Post a lie about the person above

augold86

It's really a spy for the Russian government

suzreen

She was fired from her job as a bikini barista because she didn't even want to wear the bikini. She said the tips were much bigger without it.

Noelv1976

Is really quiet

slimgirljo15

Isn't really a big ol teddy bear

suzreen

She attacked a shark in Hawaii and bit off a chunk of it.

bryantparson

Her middle name is Gruviense. It's Polish for sassy pants.

augold86

He hates the outdoors

madhu1981

she doesnt workout !!!

suzreen

She is suzreen Gruviense's cousin, Garvella. That is Polish for soul sister.

PewterSky

Refers to herself in third person

madhu1981

she eats alot

augold86

He dreams of being a pop star in a boy band

slimgirljo15

Eats only ice cream and burgers

PewterSky

Invents imaginary diseases to gain peoples sympathy

augold86

@slimgirljo15 don't tell my diet secrets....
@PewterSky likes paint puppies. Like actually paint real puppies...

PewterSky

Asked me to paint their puppy orange red blue and purple

suzreen

Sold a kidney to pay for treatment of her imaginary diseases.

PewterSky

Sells organs at the black market

madhu1981

poses nude

suzreen

She leads a cult, has convinced her followers to sell organs to my black market supply to support her ostentatious luxury life.

madhu1981

she is a pornstar

suzreen

He is a pumpkin carving world champion

bryantparson

She wears undies on the regular.

suzreen

He can sing a song of sixpence, while having a pocketful of rye.

PewterSky

She can bake four and twenty black birds in a pie

Rob_in_MI

those are press on toenails

PewterSky

Bites their nails

bryantparson

Bites other people's nails.

PewterSky

Ew! Lol

Is cross eyed

madhu1981

he is blind