Post a lie about the person above

KrucialBjj

he is a ladies man!

slimgirljo15

Is a lead dancer in the russian ballet

PewterSky

Doesn't like the mfp forums

madhu1981

stripper in lasvegas clubs

MadeInPhilly

always quiet.. never has a thing to say

madhu1981

she bites the people around her

novelle21

He is actually a woman.

madhu1981

He undergone sexchange operation ..becomes she

slimgirljo15

Cannot speak a word of english

novelle21

Can't find her phone

Debbie9632

Novelle loves to wear granny panties to Walmart.

monstalosta

Debbie never wears panties

PewterSky

Constantly smells his arm pits

madhu1981

farts loudly when alone

kjm3579

Plays the national anthem by farting

Forestgirly

Loves disney animations

novelle21

Eats his boogies

taco_inspector

@novelle21 is jealous of @chril004 , since she would also like to snack on her boogies...

suzreen

Makes a fortune breakdancing with his crew on the street in Las Vegas. Spends it all on Beanie Babies.

dcaiani

She works for a NASCAR pit crew

Effumandshine

He keeps a bunny in his hat.

taco_inspector

@Effumandshine was very sad to discover that the bunny concealed in @dcaiani 's hat had long been dead.

madhu1981

he is undertaker WWE

taco_inspector

Madhu is a fashion-model for several catalogs. We all have probably seen him, but are not familiar with his smiling face, since his modeling photos for long-pants and men's short-pants typically only show him from the waist down.

FabulousFantasticFifty

Starred on American Graffiti

kjm3579

Owns a bar where everybody knows your name.

47Jacqueline

Didn't pass the bar.

Carpedieznutz

Is the real reason Zayn is leaving 1D

suzreen

Changes diapers at the retirement home but is in night school to become an orthodontist one day.

FabulousFantasticFifty

Is a High Society Madame