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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Makes perfect sense in every post..... .
    Talk about a head scratcher :p
  • Rampant328
    Rampant328 Posts: 134 Member
    Post way too many times.
  • madhu1981
    madhu1981 Posts: 4,829 Member
    when slim walks on the ramps ; all the eyes stops blinking !!
  • Harold76
    Harold76 Posts: 341 Member
    Secretly dresses as a Rockette
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Rampant328 wrote: »
    Post way too many times.

    thats the truth...not a lie ...


    dresses in his mums clothes to go ahopping

  • madhu1981
    madhu1981 Posts: 4,829 Member
    Norway government asks slim to stay there in winter - she shines better than sun
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Poops skittles

  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Found the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow!!!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Ran off with Dear heart :p
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Ran off with Dear heart :p

    This is supposed to be lies, Dear Heart !!!

    Is currently on the flight to Kennedy airport for her visit to Atlantic City
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    Has arranged foul weather for @slimgirljo15 's trip to Atlantic City so that they will have more "indoor" time.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    His foul weather backfired and got us here in Colorado! :angry:
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »
    His foul weather backfired and got us here in Colorado! :angry:
    Sadly no joke -- I think if I can get the tractor out to cut the grass, I may be able to swim down to visit you if this keeps up...

    @FabulousFantasticFifty Is afraid of insects. This has become such an issue for her that she'll no longer rider her bike or run in the early evenings for fear of encountering any. (she also still thinks that spiders are insects)
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    He stayed at a holiday Inn express last night
  • abbylisious
    abbylisious Posts: 391 Member
    He lives in his car, but it's a very nice car
  • alyssa_rest
    alyssa_rest Posts: 276 Member
    Abby was once arrested for climbing a lifeguard tower while eating a hotdog.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Alyssa won first Runner up in a Beauty contest and was so upset she yanked the crown off the winners head and threw it at the judges! :open_mouth:
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    she called the cops on a poor innocent girl climbing a lifegaurd tower while eating a hotdog....FYI. She gave her the hotdog.
  • Effumandshine
    Effumandshine Posts: 101 Member
    Again with the cat pictures! People keep sending me cat pictures. ^This one is sending cats with duck friends.
  • Gabrielm80
    Gabrielm80 Posts: 1,458 Member
    Knows the kfc secret recipe
  • Effumandshine
    Effumandshine Posts: 101 Member
    edited May 2015
    Gabrielm80 wrote: »
    Knows the kfc secret recipe

    I would weigh a lot more if this were true. :open_mouth:

    ummm. is best friends with an umpa lumpa.

  • Gabrielm80
    Gabrielm80 Posts: 1,458 Member
    Effumandshine wrote: »
    Gabrielm80 wrote: »
    Knows the kfc secret recipe

    I would weigh a lot more if this were true. :open_mouth:

    ummm. is best friends with an umpa lumpa.
    Of course they are my friends they make me chocolate

    Never eats in direct sunlight
  • cdcruizer05
    cdcruizer05 Posts: 1,006 Member
    has a sixth toe
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    he helps old ladies cross the street and leaves them mid way
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    Once swam in the river Nile with his pet crocodile Flossy
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    is a deatheater and servees the dark lord
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    Has a crazy crush on Dolores Umbridge
  • Gabrielm80
    Gabrielm80 Posts: 1,458 Member
    LiftingRiot wrote: »
    is a deatheater and servees the dark lord

    Names his farts "thou shall not be named"
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    likes to smell my farts
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    His patronus is a chocolate cake

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